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Juice-a-FUCK-afy 

1. To steep fruit in flavored rum overnight for a deliciously fruity beverage the next day.

2. To make a solid object such as fruit, a liquid by bomb/firecracker/meat grinder/punch power and put in rum.
Me: We are going to put that mango in the coconut rum and let it...
Friend: Marinate?

Me: Nah juice-a-fuck-afy it over night.

Friend: That sounds superb.
Juice-a-FUCK-afy by Lucky S. June 6, 2011
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Fuck off your juice 

1. When after a a rough night of tindering, snap chatting and sexting you politely ask a friend to loan you a charger.

2. To ask for some juice off a battery backup.
Bro, I'm running low on battery, can I fuck off your juice?

FUCK NIGGA DOOKIE JUICE

Fuck nigga dookie juice is the product of a fuck nigga that has diarrhea
jamal was feeling under the weather and took a poo, that nigga made some fuck nigga dookie juice

fuck off your juice 

Its when a dude is so freakin lonely and can't find a girl he literally fucks a juicebox.

Its the only thing that will squirt sticky liquid on his dick. He believes he can taste it through his dick. People like him need to get out more.
Guy: Hey can i get your number?
Girl: Fuck off your juice.
fuck off your juice by Jacksonh14 January 7, 2015

Juicy Fuck 

Having anal intercourse with someone having diarrhea.
Juicy Fuck is a term for Anal Sex with someone who has the Hershey Squirts diarrhea.
Juicy Fuck by Tropical Penguin November 22, 2010

juiceless fuck 

Someone who is boring or bad at sex; a particularily bad lay.
Good lord, that home-schooled fundamentalist girl was a juiceless fuck!
juiceless fuck by JP2013 March 11, 2013

My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck 

Juicy-er than fried chicken
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