Fruit Krook

A Fruit Krook is the dumbest, idiot known to man. When driving they will pull out in front of you without looking. They go through red lights and stop at green lights. They display no common sense and will drive anyone nuts.

The Fruit Krook just got his girlfriend pregnant thinking a bag would work for a condom.

by Fruit Krook January 7, 2015

Fruitcage

A funny name for the vagina.

Open up your fruitcage, where the fruit is as sweet as can be -- Peter Gabriel

by sierraistheshit September 15, 2009

gourmet fucking fruit gels

A my chemical romance meme when mcr got a food basket in the video mcr in the studio Gerard way digs around opens a box and says "Gourmet Fucking Fruitgels"

Gourmet fucking fruit gels brah

by Suckindickforcocaine November 18, 2017

Blessed be the fruit

A sigh of relief after a taking a large fragrant shit

Wow, took me a lot of work to pass that huge turd, blessed be the fruit.

by Sidney's natural resources August 2, 2019

Fruit shop

A woman with nice boobs and a nice ass.

Damn, Jessica is such a fruit shop. She has melons and a peach

by j mellow June 20, 2015

Georgie Fruit

1. Of Montreal frontman Kevin Barnes' African American cross-dressing alter ego. Georgie Fruit's in his late forties, a black man who has been through multiple sex changes. He's been a man and a woman, and then back to a man. He's been to prison a couple of times. In the '70s he was in a band called Arousal, a funk rock band sort of like the Ohio Players. Then he went through a few different phases.

2. Anyone who, like Georgie Fruit, says that romantic love is flat, something only for people with no real ambition in their life.

Georgie: I'm just a black she-male, and I don't know what you people are all about.

Charlie's such a Georgie Fruit. S/he doesn't believe in love but s/he can't keep her/his legs closed..

by coniecone November 5, 2010

Mr. Fruit

A funny and genuinely nice gaming YouTuber with 1.5+ million subscribers. He plays mainly with his friends, the extended dream team. He originally got popular for his destiny content and now plays a variety of games, including lots of indie games.

Friend: Hey did you watch Mr. Fruit’s lastest video?
Friend 2: Yeah it was great, he really found the content!

by Voltaira May 11, 2019