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friend zoned 

A word used by the more pathetic guys that think girls are sex-vending machines. These guys typically think in terms of:

nice comments + good deeds + girl = sex

The term is used when they fail to get a girlfriend and think of having that said girl as a friend a "mission failure".
Jack: Aw man, I just got friend zoned by Lisa after all that hard work I put into being nice to her.

John: I heard "hurr durr, I keep putting niceness into this vending machine but no sex is coming out!". Seriously.
friend zoned by Corey_Faure November 13, 2012
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Friend Zoned 

A phrase that men use (often out of self pity) in an attempt to explain why a girl turned them down. The reality, however, is that he is simply not the girl's type & she is too nice to say so.
Girl: "_______ thinks he got friend zoned. He doesn't get it.'

friend zoned 

When you ask someone out but instead of saying “YES!!!!” They say “Ewww, we are just freinds” this will hurt way more then getting rejected because you always will see the person you got friendzoned by.
Person #1: Hey, I dont know how to say this but I like you.

Person #2: BITCH WE ARE FREINDS AND BY THE WAY I HAVE A BF WITH YOU SHOULD KNOW WE ARE OVER YOUR NOT MY FREIND.

Person #1: you broke up yesterday

Person #2: Oh yeah, BUT WE ARE STILL JUST FREINDS DUMBASS.

Person #3: it’s ok you will get over it

Crowd: DAMNNNN HE GOT friend zoned IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE LUNCH ROOM hahahahahaha

Friend Zoned 

When a person you like tells you they don't like you back without being obvious
Boy: I wanna be more than friends

Girl: You wanna be Mega-Best friends?

Boy to friend: oh darn I just got Friend Zoned!!
Friend Zoned by ImAGod.org February 15, 2019

friend zoned 

When a person lets you down when you ask them out and they say "We're just friends." or "You'll always be a friend."
Person A doesn't like Person B because Person A believes that there just friends. Person A rejects Person B on dating each other because Person A believes there just friends. This is a example of being friend zoned
friend zoned by cdwk sacmska June 5, 2018

Friend zoned 

When a girl friend zoned a guys it actually means that she thinks he’s hot and she wants to f**k him so bad
Friend zoned by TrueTrudy June 1, 2020

National Sleep With the friend zoned guy day

October 16th. This is for the friend zoned men. This is the day where any of your close female friends have to sleep with you ;)
“Hey come over”

“No we’re just friends

“But it’s national sleep with the friend zoned guy day”