by Ekso March 19, 2013
When something is free, but you want it to sound rad and funny so you add .99 cents too it. sounds like 3.99 but its really free with a small price... see example
Friend: Hey your a fag
You: How bout I punchasize your face?
Friend: Oh yeah, how much?
You: I'll punchasize your face for free.99!
Proceed to punch friends face. The .99 addition to your free punch was the pain he will be feeling after.
You: How bout I punchasize your face?
Friend: Oh yeah, how much?
You: I'll punchasize your face for free.99!
Proceed to punch friends face. The .99 addition to your free punch was the pain he will be feeling after.
by Markatak August 23, 2006
- The opposite to 99% fat free.
- A fat chick usually with the following qualities:
a low self esteem
licentious
and very easy to snag
- A fat chick usually with the following qualities:
a low self esteem
licentious
and very easy to snag
1:
Macdonald's fries are 99% free fat, so are the "30-cent-cones" which now cost 50 cents
2:
*in da club*
Bill: Look at that babe with her freind.
Mike: Damn! pity her freind is gelatin.
Bill: Take one for the team Mike, it's your turn.
Mike: OK, this wont be hard seeing as she is 99% free fat
Me: Word
Macdonald's fries are 99% free fat, so are the "30-cent-cones" which now cost 50 cents
2:
*in da club*
Bill: Look at that babe with her freind.
Mike: Damn! pity her freind is gelatin.
Bill: Take one for the team Mike, it's your turn.
Mike: OK, this wont be hard seeing as she is 99% free fat
Me: Word
by Blazin Hazen August 04, 2006
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