fred phelps

The head of the Westboro Baptist Church. An incredibly hateful man who runs godhatesfags.com and godhatesamerica.com. According to this incredible asshole, the GI's getting killed in Iraq are God's punishment for not persecuting homosexuals. His cult has picketted their funerals with signs like "God Hates Fags," "America Is Doomed," "Thank God for Dead Troops," "God Blew Up the Troops," "Fag Soldiers in Hell," and "Thank God for IEDs." He's a horrible example of Christianity and has a big surprise coming for him from God when he dies. He is linked to thechristian identity movement, a white-supremacist organization posing as a church.

Here are the people in Hell, according to Fred Phelps.
Matt Sheppard
Reggie White
Ronald Reagan
Martin Luther King
Corretta Scott King
Mr Rogers
All US casualties of the Iraq War
The victims of the West Virginia coal mine disaster

It should be noted that Freddie had met several times with and praised the leadership of our best buddy Saddam Hussein.

by jonzo the weasel July 30, 2006

Fred Phelp'd

Originally coined in Dan Cummins' Timesuck episode 82 'The Westboro Baptist Lunatics' which refers to a person engaging in several acts of sodomy in the form of five individual penises preforming anal penetration in unison while another ten are likewise inserted into a recipients mouth to preform fellatio.

Man, you've gotta stop getting 'Fred Phelp'd' every weekend! - Dan Cummins

by 0-L-0 ~ What's this? May 24, 2018

Fredphelpsed

The act of simultaneously receiving 5 dicks in the anus and 10 dicks in the mouth from a combination of sweaty sailors, farm hands and truck stop vagrants. Immediately followed by starting a church in Kansas and protesting the funerals of soldiers because the amount of self-loathing you feel from overdosing on cock and balls.

I’ve got to stop getting Fredphelpsed on the weekend, because I am constantly farting blood.

by Closet_hetero August 19, 2020