Frank's fresh fucked ass

1.Something to say when things dont go right (such as in a poker game).

2. A description of feelings or a situation.

3. Sometimes used as an insult.

EXAMPLE:
shit! I needed a king for a straight but all I got was frank's fresh fucked ass.

EXAMPLE:
Man: How you doing
Mann2: I feel like frank's fresh fucked ass thats how im doing.

EXAMPLE:
Dude you look like frank's fresh fucked ass!!

by Canacius April 10, 2005

Frank's Monday Night Special

Performing the rusty trombone act on a Filipino man in the bathroom of a Brooklyn pizza joint. The timing of this event is usually Cinco de Mayo.

Tony is normally a pretty macho guy, but he sure loved that Frank's Monday Night Special after all those tequila shots on the fifth. He was literally shitfaced.

by Glenn Miller's Ghost September 17, 2010

Frank's adventures

An internet game involving the utmost skill and capacity in every aspect of life. If you are unable to beat it, then you really suck at life. Anyway, it is the brother of Drag Racer and has nude pictures in it for you lonely guys out there. (Even though they are animated). Someone out there might have a fetish for that kind of thing...Alec Bowers!!!? Ok, so anyway...this game consists of Lord Byroning and SHEARING all over the place. Gulliver people enjoy playing this game because they can see naked girls, something that they would otherwise never accomplish. Anyway, so Frank is a master pimp who among other things likes to sell cocaine, give bananas to Donkey Kong, and give ice cream to lonely chicks who happen to have nude pics on them. The currency in the world of Frank is nude pictures and cocaine, there is no money and you can fuck anyone you want...(Another reason why Gulliver people like it). The location of Frank's world in relation to Earth is unknown, but researchers are doing their best, working double-shifts to find out this valuable information. If you by any chance see Frank on the street, he will be carrying a briefcase with a fire extinguisher, cocaine, hedge-clippers, ice-cream, a banana, and a cell phone. If you see him, please ask him for his autograph, because I assure you that he will be famous on our planet someday. If you don't believe me, do me a favor and give me his autograph because I love him. We don't have sex or anything, but we were extraterrestrial pen-pals back in the day. I miss him as I am sure he misses me. Anyway...so just keep an eye out for that badass motherfucker.
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Antonym: See Buck Ortega

P.S. B.J. stands for Belen Jesuit not blowjob...

So...I was surfin' the web the other day and I came across the craziest thing on earth. It was this sick ass game that you go to this other planet and you get nude pictures of chicks, but then I got pissed off because some Gulliver kids were their and they ruined it with their Jewfros and such.

by Danny Mendez May 28, 2004

frank's bus

1. in the first few good days of spring, womyn love to strip off some layers; clothes becomes skimpier; flesh gets exposed. when this reaches critical mass and you self consciously ask yourself--what log did all this fine hitherto bundled ass crawl out of--it can only mean frank has made his first delivery.

King: yo did you see all those young ladies sunbathing on campus today? spring is here my man
Player King: yeah i guess frank's bus stopped by a little sooner this year.
King: I'd really like to meet Frank and shake his hand

by Reformed Jayhawk February 10, 2009

Frank’s Tuesday

A drink named after notorious alcoholic, Frank Gallagher, a Frank’s Tuesday is comprised of three 16 oz beers (of any brand) with three shots of dark liquor. The drink is supposed to be one giant drink and not segments.

-Hey! You want to get drunk?

-Yea I’ll have a Frank’s Tuesday

-Nah man I don’t want to get that drunk

by NateTheGreat4777 February 6, 2019

Frank’s RedHot

The best fucking hot suace have pleasure of inhaling.

I just had Frank’s RedHot on my PBJ Toast. Oh my lord in heaven it was good

by skaggstubb April 3, 2019

frank's lasagna

Translated directly to "love"

Use in context of something that you really love.

Hey, videogames are totally Frank's Lasagna!

by Stalker25 June 24, 2019