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FALM

An acronym that stands for Fingering And Light Masterbation, a precursor to sex for many teenagers, and a safe alternative for those who wish to save themselves for marriage.
Rupert is yet to have sex with Mildred, although they have indulged in a bit of harmless FALM.
by DirtyDr February 4, 2009
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Falmouth Jerk

A shouting 20 something on the cape who gets pleasure out of being a jerk. One of the group of young rebel rousers in Falmouth. This type of kid, usual name is Kyle (Luth) or Tony, gets pleasure out of making your life difficult. A band of jerks have wreaked havoc in this town, causing road crashes, fucking up local McDonalds, and shouting at any innocent passerby. Dont be surprised if your in Falmouth to get fucked with in your car, or shouted at with derrogatory names. A falmouth jerk is the biggest jerk there is, and he is proud of it.
"Kyle, drop a hey bomb... HEY!! These goddamn falmouth jerks."
by J holiday July 28, 2008
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Falmouth Academy

Yet another Cape based yuppie factory.
Hey Tristan, wanna go to American Eagle after the lacrosse game? We can take the Explorer!
by Raf March 10, 2005
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falmouth

Pronounced: Fal-Mith
Located on the armpit of the cape. Year round population 40,000, summer population 115,000. 5 different sections of town: west falmouth; rich as hell, north falmouth; just as rich, woods hole; buncha weirdos, teaticket; strait hood, east falmouth; gangsta/ghetto, be easy stuff happens here
Those kats from east falmouth are always causin rukus. Hight town aint got nothin on east falmouth.
by say it aint so February 16, 2006
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falmouthfloss

a man was startled by the irattic movements of what he thought was a dwarf or some sort of person measuring about 3 and a half foot in height, it turned out to be a Falmouthfloss of around 18 to 24 months
by Alcornetto September 10, 2020
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falmouth high school

A school of rich scumbags who's houses cost upwards of 2 million. Girls are sluts and guys are assholes.Thats Falmouth for you motherfuckers.
rich sluts tools assholes hoes falmouth high school
by Anonomous777 September 29, 2013
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falmouth

A vacation spot for all of USA. Eveyone loves Cape Cod in the summer, even their residents. However, they do notice that nearly every spec of their sand is covered with tourist towels and their roads are populated to the maximum, even the backroads.
Poor Katie, a Falmouth Resident made it into the Old Silver beach parking lot at 9 am after waiting nearly 30 minutes for the beach to open. She laid out and got started on that tan, when she was awoken from her sunning from the kicking of ignorant tourists kicking up sand on her towel and in her face as they set up the umbrella right over her head in her sun... there is no other room on the beach now, and it is 9:15. So Katie leaves, and her usual 8 minute ride home results in 8 phone calls on her cell phone, and 58 minutes later she is home.
by Caroline April 12, 2005
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