That kid's so frickin fortnight
by creaturecalydon December 11, 2009
Fortnight is a word that means a period of two weeks. It is commonly used in the sense of kidnapping victim having been violated or beaten for said amount of time. however has no negative or sexual connotation on it's own.
1) I was kidnapped by pirates, they raped and violated me for a fortnight.
2) hello i haven't seen you on a fortnight.
3) like my new tattoo i got it a fortnight ago.
2) hello i haven't seen you on a fortnight.
3) like my new tattoo i got it a fortnight ago.
by sexygerl February 25, 2017
connor and the other fuckboys talked about fortnight on the bus for an hour. How do they even do that?
by fortnight makes me cringe March 16, 2018
2 weeks. It is 14 days, which is 2 weeks, which is 1 fortnight. Its not the game, FortNite, which is spelled differently, its just 2 weeks.
Mike: I just played FortNite for a fortnight!
Liam: Wait, what?
Mike: I played FortNite for 2 weeks, which is a fortnight, its kind of confusing now that FortNites popular.
Liam: So you played FortNite 14 days straight?
Mike: Yep, for a fortnight.
Liam: Wait, what?
Mike: I played FortNite for 2 weeks, which is a fortnight, its kind of confusing now that FortNites popular.
Liam: So you played FortNite 14 days straight?
Mike: Yep, for a fortnight.
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
by PerkStealer52 May 07, 2018
Skye: You're fine. The past fortnight has been very taxing.
Elena: Oh yeah, I've been working on this one project for days!
Elena: Oh yeah, I've been working on this one project for days!
by Elena Bellesara January 24, 2019
by The guy he is looking for November 24, 2018