Knife Forker

Placing the blade of a knife through the tines of a fork at a right angle. Reminiscent of a slingshot or catapult. Best when accompanied by shooting sound effects.

My son Jack entertained himself at the restaurant last night by making a knife forker with his silverware.

by Ms. Little May 13, 2010

Donkey Forker

Donkey Forker is a Phrase that is used when your makeing fun of someone, meaning that they fork donkeys... Forker meaning Fucker, and Donkey meaning A Live Donkey.

"I only work with my monkeys"(scientist)

"Oh really my friend here works with donkeys, he’s a donkey forker, you both should go on a double date with your animals"(bob)

"Shut up"(Steve)

by Cargen August 15, 2006

flesh forkers

A group of people that enjoy masturbating together. Could be used as a derogatory word i.e wankers.

Hey look at that bunch of flesh forkers.

by bubba cumsta February 20, 2009

Morter Forker

E-Stalker, loser, goof who takes punches in the face

This chick was scared of the morter forker

by Somechick August 12, 2003

Grand forks forker

When you forcefully shove a fork inside a females asshole multiple times until she loses a cup of blood. Collect the blood in the cup and use it as lubricant. Then pound the the females already damaged asshole until you are about to ejaculate. Then freeze the semen and then make her eat it the next morning with the same fork.

Danny performed the grand forks forker on his grandmother.

by Abraham jones June 15, 2017

Pork Forker

A woman (or in some cases, a man), who is so fond of the male anatomy that they just can't get enough of it. They Nom on it every chance they can get.

Wow, dude. Look at her. She is such a Pork Forker.

by Ennus July 13, 2010

forker

someone who says the f word as fork.

-Man, fork this school!
-Dude stop being such a forker.

by xavierc April 28, 2017