food

Made for eating. That's it.

If you get some food, here's an idea: Try eating it instead of throwing it at someone. Maybe then all of the work put into preparing your lunch for your greedy ass wouldn't be in vain.

by you want to know who wrote this that badly? April 14, 2006

food

A common texting mistake on smartphones: a user may type food instead of good (auto-correct immune).

It has now become mainstream, people opting to use the word food as an adjective instead of good.

"Raz is a real food guy"

"How food is the weather today?!"

by Wildcard Sam May 15, 2014

food

Only the best thing in the fucking world.
Not only is it good, but it makes your tummy feel good.
Plus you can't live without it, that's how fucking great it is.

Guy 1: Would you rather date Megan Fox, or have endless supply of food?
Guy 2: Megan Fox .. LOL jk, food ftw. ;)

Guy: I'm hungry.
Girl: Eat some food!
Guy: Good idea make me a sandwich bitch.

Girl: I'm gonna go eat some yummy food.
Stomach: YAY!
Tastebuds: YUM!

by im fucking hungry August 9, 2010

food

A code word for weed, use it when your mum is in the room...widely used in a group of my friends.

Usually very difficult for "the man" to decipher if its used correctly (correct use shown below).

Stoner 1 "Dude, I'm starving, let's get some food"
Stoner 2 "Yeah, there's this great food shop down my road, let's go eat till we're sick"

by Ben Tricarico April 18, 2005

food

substance used for partially consuming and then regurgitating to your young. Also used to stop the hookworm infestation.

Nama, can i chew some "food?"
Nama, we need some "food" to stop the hookworm infestation.

by Mr.ExCoachBrianBrown February 6, 2008

food

Food is crack cocaine. Being hungry, is craving food, is craving CRACK.

"What do you chop ?"
"Chronic and food."

by io October 5, 2005

food

Gods best invention! something you eat!

My favorite thing of all time.
food is cooler than people.

food

by :88888888: June 14, 2016