Fonslacker

A girl of generic Asian heritage, that severely slacks when doing work.

You haven't done your homework yet, you Fonslacker!

by Dermotyouracunt December 14, 2010

Fonejack

To seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. divert it from reason and logic. (Used in the television show 'Fonejacker', shown on E4.)

I'd like to get a fonejack, by Terry Tibbs.

by Fats Million August 22, 2007

Fonejack

v. 1. to seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. divert it from reason and logic

Kayvan Novak knows how to Fonejack!

by Michael RW Jenkins August 21, 2007

bonejacker

A man who enjoys mutual masturbation with other men

Goddamnit, stop being such a bonejacker!

by Luggage April 10, 2003

facejacker

Someone or group of people that comment on your Facebook post and then carry on to have their own unrelated conversation.

I posted on Facebook about my swollen ankle. Bob and Margret both replied then carried on talking off topic to themselves on my post! You fecking Facejacker!

by TC5712 July 25, 2016