Flying Dutchman

When recieving oral sex from a woman, just prior to climax, scream out in a high pitched voice "Here comes the flying dutchman!". This is the ultimate example of Brunsky-esque sexual tomfoolery.

I had no respect for X. She gave me head, and I gave her a good old-fashioned flying dutchman.

Flying Dutchman by Tim Hirsch September 25, 2005

Flying Dutchman

where your having sex with a girl standing up, and you do a cartwheel.

man 1: My girl taught me how to do a flying dutchman!
man 2: Hows your penis doing?
man 1: still broken.

Flying Dutchman by Robrobrockstar February 12, 2006

Flying Dutchman

The act of zip lining into your lover's intimate parts.

Guy: Can I give you a Flying Dutchman?
Girl: Yummy, I want some of that!!!!
Guy: Here I come!!!!!!!!!!! (Zip lined into girls intimate parts)

Flying Dutchman by Raging_Pooper6547 December 13, 2014

Flying Dutchman

When you cup a potent fart then throw it at someone. A twist on the Dutch Oven.

I got Sam right between the eyes with a snowball, then he returned fire with a gnarley Flying Dutchman.

Flying Dutchman by Alexcellent-69 March 10, 2015

flying dutchman

found on the seceret menu at in-n-out burger, best burger joint in the world, only found in California, Arizona and Nevada (It's family owned and operated). It consists of meat and cheese only. A 2x2 flying dutchman is 2 meat and 2 cheese. A 3x3 is 3 meat and 3 cheese.

Whoa, Char just ate a 4x4 flying dutchman and now he's been in the bathroom for 2 solid hours!

flying dutchman by PCP from the MPC February 11, 2006

flying dutchman

when you fart, then walk away quickly so no one will think it was you who committed the foul deed

I was at this upscale banquet last night and had to perform a flying dutchman; I was so embarrassed! Good thing no one caught me.

flying dutchman by B123456 January 13, 2008

Flying Dutchman

Davy Jones is the proprietor of the Flying Dutchman. The Flying Dutchman is the room in which an Angry Pirate, and Davy Jones can occur. The room has used condoms that have organically integrated into the walls of the rooms as well as various bodily fluids that have sprouted weird, unusual sealife. Unfortunately, the room can be cleaned only every 10 years for 1 day, and the "crewman" enlisted for the Davy Jones can't get everything.....this goes on ad infinitum...

"Helga refuses to go into the Flying Dutchman as the smell reminds her of her adolesent job at one of Kathy Lee Gifford's sweat shops."

Flying Dutchman by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007