Flowstianity

Flowstianity is the worship, praise, and belief of the multiple Flow Gods, and all that is bro and chill. Flowstianity was first started by a true laxbro, Flowhommad Albroseph. Flowhommad was laxing one day in the game of his life, but he lost because he and his team mates had not practiced enough. They seeked refuge in caves where they played wall ball for hours. Upon reaching true laxbro status, they were contacted by the almighty Flow Gods. The two dominant of the Gods, Flowseidon and Broseidon, teached them the ways of broship. The Gods told them to be true bros, they had to grow out their hair to longer lengths than normal. The hair would allow them to possess flow, the key element to any laxbro's skill. After Flowhommad Albroseph and his team achieved flow, and true lax bro abilities, they devoted their lives to worshipping the Flow Gods, and all of their laxbro greatness.

Player 1: What religion are you?
Player 2: I am a Laxbro obviously.
Player 1: So that would be...?
Player 2: Flowstianity of course!

by Flohommad AlBroseph January 4, 2012

flowsie

a lovely person in Oklahoma

That Flowsie sure is sweet.

by 59589 November 24, 2006

flowsif

a male dahoodian tryhard that doesn't go outside and touches no females, also very obese and claims he's fit when he is the opposite.

wow flowsif! holy ur huge!

by anonymous December 22, 2022

flopsking

One man puts his testicles in a jar of Peanut Butter while a girl fills her mouth with jelly and gives oral sex.

Me and Bertha were flopsking in the kitchen for hours!

by glang August 5, 2024

Flowsious

adjective; it refers to the feeling of fluidity and ease of an action; it can be used to describe a person that does his work effortlessly

“Oh wow! That test was flowsious!”

“Man, why can’t I look as flowsious as him.”

by The wordler 05/11/05 March 28, 2024

Flowkirknichenuinely

Flowstate + Lowkey + Kirk + Niche + Genuinely (Sometimes 'balright' can be added to the end of it)

Angel: oh my goddd is that really happening???

Mia: YESS GENUINELY ON SOME FLOWKIRKNICHENUINELY TYPE SHIT

by Froggylin February 6, 2026

flowkirkgenuiestatementsixsevenly

Exaggerated expression of acknowledgment among gen-z and gen-alpha, layered by irony and popular brainrot/meme culture emerging in late 2025.

Fully agree + charlie kirk (low key) + genuine statement + six seven + genuinely

Person A: bro you would actually be a good fitness coach

Person B: flowkirkgenuiestatementsixsevenly

by BigRot67 February 9, 2026