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Florist Grump

Man, when I first started buying from Angelo he was so friendly and on point but lately hes turned into a real florist grump
by Richard Penis November 10, 2019
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Sumo Florist

1. A fat florist with a woman's head and a sumo wrestler's body; particularly one that loves his cock.
2. A fat florist that sings with a church choir full of black cats.

Origin: www.rathergood.com
1. I went to the Sumo Florist to buy some flowers.
2. The Sumo Florist sang about his cock.
by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004
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Recreational Florist

A Bud tender, weed dealer, dispensary worker, drug dealer
Will you visit the Recreational Florist and pick up an eighth of something good.
by Lustifer September 10, 2023
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forists

A reference to a pair of arms that have no defined end of the the forearm area. Deformed or in this case undefined wrists on a person.
I'm Matt Damon, Bitch! Get away from me with those forists.
by Art Delay October 5, 2005
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Florissant

The last bastion of civilization in NoCo. A victim of white flight, and cautionary reminder to keep up your credit score. Florissant is a diverse neighborhood, full of black people that feel they are finally moving up and white people that are too poor to move away from them.
For people living in St Charles, Flo Mo is the hood. For the tough-ass people of Florissant, the REAL hood is the unincorporated areas surrounding Florissant that have fewer housing restrictions, lower standards, and taller grass. The unwashed masses in unincorporated WISH they lived in Florissant. "I live in Florissant, at 367 and Parker." "That ain't Florissant, dumbass." "I have a Flo Mo zip code!" "That don't mean shit. Those are county cops busting your keggers, bitch."
St Louis NoCo Flo Mo Florissant
by oldestgenxer December 10, 2010
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floris

A man that is very kind, super cool, and fun loving. All girls in his area or school have liked him, and probably had a go at him. Floris is a very picky man, but when hes got the right girl, he goes to the max. He usually doesn't go crazy with a girl with his friends there, but when they are alone, OOO YEEE. Girls love him for his looks, and his body. He is amazing at sports, and the best in bed. ''floris'' is also a term used when a girl has an amazing orgy. Floris knows what he's doing, and nothing is ever as good when Floris isn't there!!
Peter:Dude last nights party sucked
Drake:ye i know dude, if only floris was there
Peter:ye the party wud have rocked!!

Girl:You want a Floris?
Girl2: ye def!!
Girl:den go to bed with Drake, he can floris you nonstop!
by themanthatknows February 16, 2008
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