Flopedian

Adjective

Where someone constantly thinks of everything as a joke/makes joke that are unfunny or no one laughs at despite the comedic intention.
"Flop" as the jokes, well, flop as how unfunny they are.
"edian" comedian,play on words.

"He/She is such a flopedian, none of his jokes are funny"
"He/She is such a flopedian, I wasn't making a joke but they took it as if it was"

by Lego man² January 15, 2021

Moose Flopper

One who surpasses and exceeds the standards and ability of a normal human being. A super human.

Michael Jordan, during his Chicago Bulls years, was a Moose Flopper of a basketball player.

by Joe - Bebe January 10, 2013

Drop a flopper

To take a shit of colossal proportions- often takes several attempts to flush or must be broken up into several smaller pieces before going down.

Some dude dropped a flopper in the washroom- it's a 10-pounder at least!

by Dr. Ben May 29, 2003

Flopter Copter

When a naked man gyrates his body in such a manner his penis rotates to mimic the rotation of helicopter blades.

The girls were impressed at the speed of Steve's flopter copter.

His flopter copter was so big and fast it blew the whiskers on his chin.

by Squaville May 26, 2016

Flopped Some Cock

The descriptive act of insulting a family member, friend, or stranger, by displaying personal defense implements in an aggressive fashion, while also drawing maximum attention to your actions.

I flopped some cock on my cousin, because she was wearing a Hillary t-shirt.

by Mike McArock December 8, 2016

name flopper

Person who casually invokes the name of a "famous celebrity" only to have the listener be less than impressed by the acquaintance.

Guy trying to impress his date: So, the other day before I leave work, I decide to have the crew fix me up a couple Double Whoppers with cheese and a large order of rings to take home for dinner. While I was waiting for my food, I ended up chatting with Chris Kattan who stopped in for a value meal. Yeah, CK was bouncing some ideas off me for "Corky Romano 2."
Girl: <yawns and thinks to herself, "What a name flopper!">

by 1985cyclone September 11, 2009

flip flopped

when one is extremely high off Marijuana
(mainly used in stoner culture)

"Wow, I'm so flip flopped right now after hitting that bong"

by germTWIX October 26, 2014