Floaty

Randomly found in light colored drinks, preferably those with ice. Noticed only AFTER you've drank from it already. Followed by bouts of denial over how it got there. Subject to great debate and one of life's greatest mysteries.
<Kev spots a floaty in the pink lemonade he's been sipping>

Kev:(sigh).....fuck.
by KetchupVSKatsup August 12, 2011
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Floaties

Larger size boobs make excellent floaties. So by skinnny dipping you allow your breasts to work as floating devices.
Get your floaties out were going for a swim.
by Ornella Z December 31, 2005
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Floaties

A type of inflatable that you use to float on water.
Hey, I can't swim give me your floaties.
by oFloaties November 22, 2016
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floaties

Small particles of feces found afloat inside the bowl of an improperly flushed toilet.
Dude, don't you know how to flush? You left floaties!
by Michael Sutthampham May 07, 2005
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Floaty

1. A person who is indirect and instead talks around the subject.

2. A person who often talks about feelings.

3. A person who is perceived to live in a world of their own and often sees the positives in situations.

4. A person who is distracted by a multitude of factors.
1. Person A: " I punched them in the face"
Floaty person: "Do you think that there are other ways of channeling you emotions?"

2. "How does that make you feel?", "Your energy is making me feel ......."

3. " These puddles make it like an exciting obstacle course to get to ....... everyday"

4. "Where's the cheese? Ooooh, do you smell burning? Oh look, there's a cute little dog out side, isn't that lovely."
by purple rhapsody May 01, 2011
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Floaty

one whom can appear and disappear in an instance, run off motors which help to float around, someone who is slightly stange and may come out with strange comments
-- 'where's ... gone?'

- 'what a floaty cun*'
by floatyman January 12, 2011
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Floatie

An erection or hard on! When a mans penis is erect or hard. His penis may be used to keep the woman afloat if they were having sex whilst in the water.
Damn i woke up with a floatie this morning.
I had a floatie in my pants.
by Cassandra C December 26, 2005
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