Floaty

When in a drunken streak of confidence you decide to jizz in a random cup, and your friend picks the cup up, noticing the Floaties, or pieces of cum floating above the surface of the beer

Woah bro is this your floaty in my drink? That’s gay bro.

by Slymer July 27, 2018

Floaty

The peices of cum left in a alcohol drink when being served to a female, so the female drinks it.

Did you see Karen drink my floaty earlier? Shit was hot af

by Slymer July 27, 2018

Floaty

This word is a level of high. So if you want to send a message to another stoner to describe how "high" you got or how high you are.

Danny: Bro this weekend I got floaty.
Rail: Niiice bro, I got floaty two weeks ago.

by TheAlmightyLoaf666 November 9, 2020

Floaty

That one child who randomly appears in your life at the most random of times. They are a great friend to
have and will always be there for you though. They always make you feel better when you're down and
are usually great artists/people.

Give me a mcfloaty...

by Floaty mc floats November 26, 2021

floaty dance

The swaying movement that anyone will do while waiting in a line. Includes looking at the gum rack, picking up a magazine, touching all the chocolate bars etc.

Coined by Dane Cook

Jon was not committed to the line. Instead of being 3 feet in front of the person behind him, he was doing the floaty dance in which he read all the labels on the shampoo bottles, and touched all the tic tacs on the side rack. He even left his shoe in the line and went to walk around for another 19 minutes.

by skatingjenny January 16, 2011

floaty head

The floaty feeling you get in your head when you have just eaten Mexican food. It feels like the best thing that has ever naturally happened to your head. Your brain becomes gently surrounded and cushioned by fluffy clouds. You might be having dinner with friends and notice your head is floating away, metaphorically speaking. Just relax, it was meant to happen.

Hey, I'm in the mood for Mexican food tonight because it's delicious and I know at the same time I will most likely experience floaty head.

by lyssaland January 20, 2011

Floaty Girl

The nickname for a girl who is always bubbly and looks like she doesn't have a care in the world

"Did you see how she acted?"
"Yeah, she's a real floaty girl"

by TodoroniNoodles May 24, 2021