Flinging Wanger

The flinging wanger is a tampon that is projected across the room in a very public place. The more people in the area, the better.

"Dude, Tom just did a flinging wanger in Math class!"

by Relavancy April 6, 2010

flinging a pineapple

To remove the core of a pineapple and then put it over your penis and have intercourse and then once it is full of bodily fluids you fling it at a unsuspecting victim

man i was flinging a pineapple at a nun yesterday like a boss! :D

by Pineapple Guru January 11, 2011

flinging web

To nut on one's partner, usually in the facial region

Casey' flung his web all over shanna's face.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

flinging an egg

When a women is having her period usually resulting in moody behavior.

1 "She was really crazy when I talked to her. She must be flinging an egg." 2 used in a question; " Are you flinging an egg?"

by xray360 September 30, 2013

flinging the weeny

Men having sex with women, outside of who he lives with due to popularity.

A desired man that can't and won't stay loyal due to being desired.

Flinging (careless heaving, thrusting)

Weeny (penis)

He would not get kicked out of his girlfriends home and living homeless, if he was not "flinging the weeny", like 'it' has no home.

by TheJCBunchLLC July 4, 2016

flinging the woo

A 1940s term for the heaviest type of petting or love play.

After a long session of necking and petting, Mary Sue and Steve decided to move on to flinging the woo in the backseat of the car.

by Vintageman69 January 16, 2023

Shit-flinging-monkey

A shit-flinging-monkey (simular to a douche pelican) refers to a person who is complaining/ mooching/ or just being an ass hole. Shit in this case is a metaphor for the stupid things this person is complaining or bitching about. "Flinging their shit at everyone".
However you can like a shit-fliging-monkey. I have one as a friend he is very nice and cute like a monkey but every once in a while he flings his shit like a rabid monkey.

"So i talked to him today and he was acting like such a shit-fliging-monkey."
"i dont want to hang out with thoes shit-flinging-monkeys...i'm tired of that shit..."

by PunkAssBitchEm August 7, 2006