What da "traditional St. Patrick's Day" humans in da world need to realize before employing sweet-talking "charmed advantages of their ancestral home-country" tactics in an attempt to solicit undue favor with others, such as being given special treatment, allowed extra leniency, etc.
Just because you've got Celtic roots and/or red hair and freckles, this does not mean that you should presume to be able to use your "luck of the Irish" strategy to weasel your way to undeserved gain or forgiveness --- generally speaking, Flaherty will get you nowhere!
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It's mine.
My last name.
You probably claim to be emotionally stable but really, you're falling apart at the seems and seconds away from eating cereal at 3 in the morning. Maybe you're an all or nothing person as well. Possibly a perfectionist, once you have something you're interested in; you put your heart and soul into it, possibly sacrificing said soul to finish or perfect that thing. You are a lot like your name, sophisticated to look at, at first glace but then you look at it again and realise it just gets more complicated and chaotic.
But that's okay, because I'd rather be understood by little and at times confusing, than boring.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
It's mine.
My last name.
You probably claim to be emotionally stable but really, you're falling apart at the seems and seconds away from eating cereal at 3 in the morning. Maybe you're an all or nothing person as well. Possibly a perfectionist, once you have something you're interested in; you put your heart and soul into it, possibly sacrificing said soul to finish or perfect that thing. You are a lot like your name, sophisticated to look at, at first glace but then you look at it again and realise it just gets more complicated and chaotic.
But that's okay, because I'd rather be understood by little and at times confusing, than boring.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
I have an assignment due in 24 hours, I do not have the time for this.
O'Flaherty is a name, you're welcome.
O'Flaherty is a name, you're welcome.
by I'memotionallyunstablethanku. November 10, 2021
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The quirky female protagonist, known as the band geek in the original "American Pie" series. Michelle is played by Alyson Hannigan and deserves an Oscar for her performance as this lovable flute-toting band dork.
She is a fun and loving character, who is well-remembered by her amazing personality and fairly good looks. Besides the fact that she plays the flute, Michelle is also socially awkward (possible case of Aspergers Syndrome) and loves talking about her stories at band camp, by constantly starting a conversation with "This one time, at band camp.....".
Everyone wants a friend like Michelle.
She is a fun and loving character, who is well-remembered by her amazing personality and fairly good looks. Besides the fact that she plays the flute, Michelle is also socially awkward (possible case of Aspergers Syndrome) and loves talking about her stories at band camp, by constantly starting a conversation with "This one time, at band camp.....".
Everyone wants a friend like Michelle.
Michelle Flaherty: Oh and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy
Jim Levenstein: (spits out his drink) Excuse me?!
Michelle Flaherty: What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is, sex ed.
(brief pause)
Michelle Flaherty: (getting horny) So are we going to screw soo? Cause I'm getting kind of ansy.
Jim Levenstein: (spits out his drink) Excuse me?!
Michelle Flaherty: What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is, sex ed.
(brief pause)
Michelle Flaherty: (getting horny) So are we going to screw soo? Cause I'm getting kind of ansy.
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Get the Ryan O'flaherty mug.Is capable of being an absolute fucking mage. Can be found in his natural habitat, the land of the phatty buffalo wings. Sometimes you may even find him throwing shit at his sister. Though he sounds like a dick. He accepts blowjobs and will make you wall in love with him weather you like it or not. Sometimes even seen as Kings. You can spot the difference between him and DREW by looking at his penis. It is usually much bigger then a DREW.
by PSYÇOBASTARD69 August 6, 2019
Get the Aiden Flaherty mug.One of the strangest people in a school of freaks, stoney creek high school. Possibly autistic, she can be seen running through the halls holding all of her books. If you don't see her though, she's probably just wearing all camouflage clothing. Why? No one knows, not even the few people she talks to. With few friends, she often talks to teachers telling them shit no one gives a shit about and if they respond her tiny fetal face lights up with gratification. She is so desperate for attention that she will do anything to get even some recognition, i.e. taking assignments to the max when it is a simple presentation or crying because something slightly unfair happened (get over it you privileged white bitch you know how hard this shit is for everyone else?) Overall she is really fucking annoying, and most people at stoney have been uncomfortable because of her at least once. I'm not even going to talk about her appearance because there is no substance to that. Here's my two cents: WAKE THE FUCK UP AND REALIZE YOU ARE NOT A QUIRKY CHARACTER IN A WES ANDERSON FLICK.
Update: Someone literally just told me that she built a tower of bricks or something in a class and then it fell down while everyone else was silent and she just said "ok". WHAT THE FUCK
Update: Someone literally just told me that she built a tower of bricks or something in a class and then it fell down while everyone else was silent and she just said "ok". WHAT THE FUCK
Student 1: Did you see that Riley Flaherty girl?
Student 2: Yeah! She ran into me doing 45 down a fucking hallway and she didn't even say anything. Do you think she's retarded?
Student 1: Don't know, don't care.
Student 2: Yeah! She ran into me doing 45 down a fucking hallway and she didn't even say anything. Do you think she's retarded?
Student 1: Don't know, don't care.
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