Five Knuckle Shuffle

Another word for the popular slang word 'wank'.
Most commonly used in pub-talks between men of age 18-30 to describe masturbation in a funny way, normally about someone, rather than themselves.

"I hear Dan's enjoying the five knuckle shuffle right now"

by DanielleInIpswich May 27, 2006

five knuckle chuckle

act of masturbation

Tonight I'm gonna have a five knuckle chuckle.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

five-knuckle-shuffle

The five-knuckle-shuffle is another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and says hello to his little friend.

Is it a sin to do the five-knuckle-shuffle in church?

by T. J. May 23, 2003

the five knuckle shuffle

yo serious, does anyone realize one of john cena's moves really means he's getting off on some guys head

the five knuckle shuffle is gay.. like john cena

by Shit-face June 29, 2008

Five Knuckle Shuffle

The act of a girl giving a guy a hand job

Ethan: Yo you'll never guess what happened
Colin: What dude?
Ethan: Emma gave me the Five Knuckle Shuffle

by phillthethrill81 December 18, 2017

five knuckle chuckle

a slang term used for male masturbation.

"what took you so long, were you out back doing the five knuckle chuckle?"

"she was so hot, I had to do a five knuckle chuckle when I got home."

by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008

Five knuckle shuffle

jacking off.

Bryon's mom caught him playing the five knuckle shuffle last night.

by Boy Roy June 20, 2008