Ass Fissure

When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe

I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.

by Merkin March 6, 2007

butt fissure

A crack in your ass, literally. May cause proliferate bleeding, see a doctor.

I ate a bunch of glass for breakfast and the next day I had a butt fissure, who knew?

by Flaquita September 1, 2008

anal fissure

The breaking of the skin around and inside the anus, generally caused by the skin being stretched too far. Some bleeding may occur as a result.

Anal fissure is typically caused by sexual acts which involve the insertion of anything large into the anus. Anal sex alone can cause anal fissure, though this is highly unlikely if enough lubrication is used (and, if the penetrating partner is careful).

It is more likely to occur during sexual acts such as fisting.

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by atomicblue February 11, 2009

Anal Fissure

When an ass crack gets open sooooooo far that the tissue of youre anus rips, enabling lava to eject from ur anus.

Oh shit.... My anus just fissured (anal fissure)

by Fissured January 26, 2007

Cringe Fissure

Describing comedy so awful that it makes you cringe and rips your butthole apart (fissure)

Did you see Corinne Fisher's standup show the other night?

Man, so CRINGE FISSURE.

by Corrine Fisher July 19, 2021

Anal Fissure

An anal fissures, much like AIDS, is most commonly found in gay males having sloppy and sometimes unprofessional sex. It commonly occurs when ya take it in da bumhole without having a plug in prior or without the use of lube.

Me and Josh got so hot and bothered we both had Anal fissures in less than an 30 minutes!

by Dinkiedoer December 9, 2021

Levesque fissure cleaning

Pouring Cap’n Crunch down a stranger/significant others asshole before they wipe, with skim milk, and licking it out with your tongue.

“Yo, homie, let’s just say i gave that girl a “Levesque fissure cleaning.”

by Kiley Rusiak June 2, 2024