Fyre festival

Total shit show, a fuck up, a disaster

Hey how was that date?

Lame, total fuck up, a fyre festival

by MisterChili May 21, 2017

Festival Dick

A dick that has been unwashed since arriving at the music festival due to the expense or inconvenience of showering. Requires being at festival and unshowered at least 24 hours. Makes sexual activity, particularly oral sex less hygienic.

Eww, that Asian girl sucked your dirty festival dick?

by Murica Michelle February 6, 2017

Festivalitus

- noun. Uncontrolable inability to stop moving and dancing, usually experienced after attending a kick ass festival. Symptoms may also include loss of voice, incessant humming and a greater love for the outdoors"

Use in colloqial terms:

Marc: "What's wrong with you dude? Your Shaking like a leaf?

John: " Dude, Just came back from this kick ass music festival, sang, danced and drank way too much! Now I can't stop moving and thinking of that Boys Noize Set"

John: I think I have festivalitus!

by The Secret Assasin ! July 7, 2009

licorice festival

a large sexual encounter where in 7-13 black males are having rough sexual intercourse with one or more women dressed as lionesses. Periodically shouting "zulu" in a frenzied roar of lust.

Brian: Are you hanging out with Suzy later?

Steve: Maybe. Ill see what shes doing.

Brian: Last I heard she was at a licorice festival at Rollins park.

Steve: Wangtastic!

by DongyKong603 February 7, 2010

fist festival

Slang term for masturbation.

Fred: Hey, Phil...did you score at the party the other night?

Phil: Naw, man...I went home and had a fist festival.

by KingCobraRules August 24, 2010

festival ready

This is a person that can undergo festivals without any issues. The person is comparable to that of an Olympian. The person also knows the in/outs for any event regardless of it's genre.

Did we lose Mandy at NIN?
Yeah, she ain't festival ready.

by Bboxed September 2, 2014

testicle festival

1) a predominately male gathering, usually used when referring to a party or social gathering.
2) a situation where the ratio of pimps to hos is greater than 2 to 1
3) sausage fest

"Where were all the bitches last night?! Total testicle festival."

by squirrelspank June 8, 2003