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Filch

Shoving a hamster or other animal up your ass. Can also be used pretty much everywhere.
Guy 1: I filch cats daily

Guy 2: Filch
by Khzar June 26, 2014
mugGet the Filchmug.

Filch

The substance formed when it's so hot that sweat runs down your back and into your arsecrack, liquifying the unwiped shit.
It's so hot I'm leaking filch
by GoggleboxUK May 12, 2015
mugGet the Filchmug.

filch monger

Basically, a food stealing whore, or a food whore.
-That bum just stole my food!
-That filch monger!!
by Poopty Pants March 24, 2005
mugGet the filch mongermug.

Friend Filching

The act of digging down through friends social networking pages looking for people to add to your friends.
After Jamie's parents finally let her get a MySpace account, she needed to do some "Friend Filching" to boost her totals.
by Papa B February 13, 2008
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filch a cookie

to get in a gurls pants or to get her to give it up
person one: did u get any last night?...
Person two: hell yea bitch...i filched her cookie!
by DJWeezy July 20, 2003
mugGet the filch a cookiemug.

Filch Syndrome

When you have a great idea but then you find out that it’s already been thought/made.
Bro I just had filch syndrome. In 2015 I wanted to make Batman vs Superman but 1 year later the film came out.
by VinelSeason January 28, 2022
mugGet the Filch Syndromemug.

Filch

Filch is a Medeivil Curse-Word used to Address The Act of Thievery,
the harshness is essentially = to the F-Word the implication of being called a Filcher was = to being called a Waste of space on This earth but obviously shorter and MUCH More Harsh...

Imagine if the F-Word Meant You Don't Deserve to Live when used to refer to someone

such as F*cker or Mother F**ker and That's Basically what we've Got here.
Dood 1)
sitting on Subway"

Dood 2) Also sitting on Subway"
Steal's Dood 1's Wallet

Dood 1)
"Says in a deep roaring voice" FUCKING FILCHER !.
(Pummel's Dood 2 into a Twitchy Mess)
by Phsudo-Patriot December 10, 2020
mugGet the Filchmug.

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