A person or 'thing' that originates from fife in Scotland, fifers are usually inbred and their brothers are often their fathers same with mothers and sisters. Fifer is also a language
by bignonce69 November 04, 2018
In cricket when a bowler takes five wickets in an innings. Literally a contraction of "five for" meaning five wickets for a number of runs.
Also Five for and Five fer
Also Five for and Five fer
"It was in Ahmedabad against India that Ashley Giles finally got his first test fifer, while nursing an Achillies injury. He ended with figures of 5 for 67 from 43.3 overs with 16 maidens"
by Carino Risagallo August 25, 2005
by Peter Stenland December 19, 2003
The Fifer Family is a very Dangerous family with members in and out of jail they Fifer Family kids about Bad As Hell. It’s a lot of Fifers everytime you look up another pop out don’t mess with one Fifer cause 1 fight all fight .
by AaronTurner January 06, 2024
1. Facetious in a conniving way, all while grinning with a stupid, shit-eating smile—one that involves the whole face, including the eyes, in a disingenuous display of faux sincerity. So infuriating it makes you want to commit war crimes.
2. Blatantly and unashamedly stupid, incompetent, or lazy, yet acting as though they are competent, in control, or somehow have your best interests at heart. Their entire demeanour is a masterclass in passive-aggressive condescension, making light of situations where they are clearly the problem.
3. The human embodiment of smug cluelessness, where incompetence meets unwarranted confidence, wrapped in a patronising, infuriating grin.
2. Blatantly and unashamedly stupid, incompetent, or lazy, yet acting as though they are competent, in control, or somehow have your best interests at heart. Their entire demeanour is a masterclass in passive-aggressive condescension, making light of situations where they are clearly the problem.
3. The human embodiment of smug cluelessness, where incompetence meets unwarranted confidence, wrapped in a patronising, infuriating grin.
🔹 "That fiferous prick just told me ‘not to worry’ about the project he forgot to submit—while smiling like he just won the lottery."
🔹 "Debbie just hit us with a fiferous ‘We’re all in this together, guys!’ —while doing absolutely nothing herself ."
🔹 "He’s so fiferous, he’ll crash your car, hand you the wheel, and smile like he just taught you a valuable lesson."
🔹 "Debbie just hit us with a fiferous ‘We’re all in this together, guys!’ —while doing absolutely nothing herself ."
🔹 "He’s so fiferous, he’ll crash your car, hand you the wheel, and smile like he just taught you a valuable lesson."
by Dr. Dragan March 01, 2025
Asking questions on facebook you could just as easily answer yourself with a two second google search if you weren't so lazy, making your friends dance to your tune of laziness.
Don't answer Sam's post for the dog kennel's phone number, he's just fifering. He'll look it up if he wants it.
by YJLAW1 March 11, 2018