by The Leash Kids February 23, 2011
Get the Famulous mug.The female counterpart to the mullet. They are somewhat more rare than the mullet, and inspire so much more awe. Also in most cases, they arouse wild desire. The femullet can often be seen hanging around the local McDonald's, buying every item off of the Dollar Menu. It is highly common to see a femullet with back boobs.
A femullet can't contain her raw sexuality, so naturally, her hair becomes a conduit. Any sexual partner of the femullet receives infinitely more release and gratification than a normal woman can ever hope of giving. Some cultures revere the femullet's power of fertility.
If you manage to snip off some of the femullet's hair, burn it and inhale the fumes, it is said to have an aphrodesiac effect.
A femullet can't contain her raw sexuality, so naturally, her hair becomes a conduit. Any sexual partner of the femullet receives infinitely more release and gratification than a normal woman can ever hope of giving. Some cultures revere the femullet's power of fertility.
If you manage to snip off some of the femullet's hair, burn it and inhale the fumes, it is said to have an aphrodesiac effect.
Darrel: Man, that is one wicked old femullet over there.
Ellyse: Yeah, she bought like 20 egg McMuffins and now she's just scarfin'. Niiice.
Ellyse: Yeah, she bought like 20 egg McMuffins and now she's just scarfin'. Niiice.
by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad November 22, 2009
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Fame + Popularity = Famularity
Describes a person who became famous ONLY because of their popularity. In other words, the person described became famous without having to sing, act, dance, etc.
Variations include words such as famular and famulous.
Describes a person who became famous ONLY because of their popularity. In other words, the person described became famous without having to sing, act, dance, etc.
Variations include words such as famular and famulous.
by _allismine_ September 13, 2006
Get the Famularity mug.Yo, check out that chick's femullet!
by Superkid3112 May 28, 2010
Get the Femullet mug.An FML that's so absurd, people begin to think it's fake, thus giving it the name "FFML" or "Fake F my life"
Dude 1: Hey man, did you hear about the FML where the guy's sister used his toothbrush to masturbate?
Dude 2: YEAH OMG dude. That was so hilarious, it sounds like an FFML
Dude 1: Killjoy -_-
Dude 2: YEAH OMG dude. That was so hilarious, it sounds like an FFML
Dude 1: Killjoy -_-
by zmnbbs December 20, 2009
Get the ffml mug.A list about final fantasy on groups.yahoo.com, except no one has talked about final fantasy in like 5 years. Started in 1996 and populated by a bunch of misfits who will never, ever leave the list so long as they are alive. Once a year some members will meet at anime expo in california. The IRC version is #FFML, which is usually as good or better than the list. Now on the espernet network!
by Hiryuu March 26, 2004
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