fremont

Where the Indian and Chinese engineers who work in the Silicon Valley buy their homes.

That engineer who graduated from India Tech bought a home in Fremont after working in the Silicon Valley for a few years.

by mplad July 23, 2006

Fearmont

A vehicle that spreads fear among a neighborhood or other vehicles.

1. This vehicle must start its life as a 1978-83 Ford Fairmont and be transformed into a wild beastaroni....a sleeper if you will.
2. This vehicle must run faster than a 13.5

Carguy1: Hey have you ever seen that Fearmont running around the streets?
Carguy2: No, I haven't, why?
Carguy1: I lined up next to it at a light and raced it the other night.
Carguy3: You win?
Carcarguy1: Hell no, it scared me so much i missed a shift and ripped my shift boot
Carguy2&3: **look over their shoulder in fright**

by Gordon Culpepper October 9, 2009

fremont

a city in california that is 20 minutes away from stanford university. it is in the middle of two national parks, and the people there are some of the nicest ever.

is often confused with vermont.

Person 1: I live in Fremont!

Person 2: VERMONT? Thats not in California...

Person 1: I said Fremont...

by TrollOfGBSP January 2, 2012

Fremont

City in CA with a population of 200,000. Has all classes of wealth; upper, middle and lower, making it a true city. Best city in the Bay Area. Very diverse unlike Livermore, Pleasanton and all those other towns over the hills unfortunate enough to feel the cool ocean breezes as the lucky residents of Fremont.

I felt so uncomfortable beating the Pleasanton class I team in soccer and seeing some of their players at Stoneridge while I was carrying a Bebe's and Banana Republic bag and them only carrying a Macy's bag...it's not as diverse as it is in Fremont.

by decorated emercency September 4, 2006

Fremont Fingertrap

When you stick your finger in a man/woman's anal cavity, and they proceed to angrily clench their sphincter, crushing your helpless digit in the process. The pain may persist for weeks afterward.

Yeah, so I was hitting on this flamingly gay indian guy after basketball, he was actually Indian, and he ended up luring me into his really strong fremont fingertrap, boy did that hurt! I had to go to the finger doctor and the psychiatrist.

by amar's daddy October 21, 2010

Republic of Fremont

A neighborhood in Seattle, WA, mistakenly believing they are an independent state. Filled with pseudo-hippy artists and snobby artophiles. Also location to Fremont Festival, an annual summer solstice event known for its naked bicycle riders.

That guy who makes sculptures out of used meat? He's from the Republic of Fremont.

by damissy April 16, 2005

drive to fremont

A "Drive to Fremont" is when a colleague craps on your suit on a beautiful Friday morning. Usually occurs when you should otherwise be at the farmer's market getting fish tacos.

I was finishing up court when John asked me to "Drive to Fremont." Totally ruined my Friday morning.

by Clarence Gideon January 17, 2014