"You know, he's good looking but he's no Fergus!"
by squishy_wishy August 02, 2013
noun: a clearly masculine male who epitomises what it is to sport asymetrical, yet laerge, testicles.
"i heard his testicles are asymetrical, but apparantly the right makes up for the left and i would sure rather a fergus as captain then a weak-willy-will"
by iamthefalcon August 14, 2008
by Black_mamba_309 April 25, 2016
noun: a clearly masculine male who epitomises what it is to sport asymetrical, yet large, testicles.
Rhys: "out of all the captain candidates only one of them is a real fergus"
Aaron: "what are the chances he would fill such a specific catagory..... and how do you know about his testicles?"
Rhys: "......."
Aaron: "what are the chances he would fill such a specific catagory..... and how do you know about his testicles?"
Rhys: "......."
by iamthefalcon August 14, 2008
by saxfiend February 07, 2010
Fergus is the legend of a young wan who was cursed by an evil demon. The crude that was put on the poor boy involved that the foreskin (named Fergus) of the boy would have a mind if it’s own, and attempt the gain power over the boys body. After 15 years Fergus finally took control of the child. Fergus was able to Talk, Eat, Drink, and fight on his own. Fergus sought nothing more than eternal damnation of the world. And with a human host, he spreads his evil energy from person in the form of Sexually Transmitted Diseases, which one day will hope to infect the entirety of the population, so we will all be Fergus.
by Warrick20 December 03, 2019