felcher

Someone who sucks semen out of an anus.

Faggots are usually felchers

by Rolls A Lot May 05, 2005

felcher

(n) One who felches. By definition must be male, or at least have masculine genitalia.
(v) abv. Felch'er: Instruction to a man to felch his female sexual partner. (Short for) Felch her.

(n) Everytime I kiss Ramon, I am reminded that he is a felcher
(v) Ramon, Why don't you felch'er like the dirty anal cum loving slut that she is?

by Matt May 02, 2003

felcher

In Canadian Terms:
One who derives sexual gradification from sticking small rodents or animals in one's anus, (usually done with the assistance of a paper towel tube) so that the animal twitches around inside the anus until it is suffocated.

"Richard Gere is a dirty felcher who gets off on having hamsters shoved up his ass."

by 1873X December 16, 2003

felcher

after cumming in a womans ass. Felching is the act of sucking the cum out of her ass with a straw.

after I blew my load in her ass, i felched it all up.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

felcher

Someone who places a half comatose small furry creature, like a mouse, in a plastic bad and then inserts it in their anus. As the mouse awakes it will start to move around; thereby pleasuring the felcher.

An Officer and a Gentleman could never be a felcher

by Mr Ray May 05, 2005

felcher

Someone who butt fucks a man or animal, and licks off the remnents.

When Richard Sagneri was finished butt fucking the male goat, he then proceded to lick off the remaining cum and shit pieces.

by Jason March 26, 2005

felcher

suking custard out of the tea towl holder

stoking a hairy arse, filling it with cum & sucking out the goodness with a straw

by Anonymous August 29, 2003