February 26th

National stick your finger in your friend’s ass day.

“Dude why did you stick your finger in my asshole?!”

“Because it’s February 26th. Nation stick your finger is your friend’s ass day.”

by gayniggafart February 26, 2021

February 26th

National cuddle your best friend day

“Hey Haley, guess what today is?
“What”
“February 26th”
“What does that mean?”
“It means i get to hug (cuddle) you”

by yunhos_hoe November 8, 2019

February 26th

Kay's bday!! Everyone should celebrate because kay is the cutest thing in the world

Did you know that today is Kay's birthday?

Really?
Yes! It's February 26th.

by millkyyadway January 8, 2023

February 26th

Many tragedies occurred on February 26th throughout the years, one of the most notable ones being my birth, in 1998

Tragedy. When the feeling's gone and you can't go on because it's February 26th. It's tragedy.

by nastygrrrls October 15, 2019

February 26th

This is surprise your best friends back door today. Go up behind your best friend and stick it in his back door.

James: Hey Buddie can you pick that up
John: sure things
James: It’s February 26th open it wide

by TheCrazyDefinitionMan69 March 16, 2025

February 26th

Slime your hb(homeboy) on this day twin! No matter the cost, a hb must be slimed.

"hey John, which hb are you gonna slime for February 26th? Better not be me..."

by Doomscrollerofdoom February 25, 2025

February 26th

Junkomaeda Day, where we praise our Lord and Saviour, Junkomaeda.

Guess what day it is?

February 26th?

No, Junkomaeda Day!

by JOIN JUNKOMAEDA August 29, 2021