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Fashionably Drunk 

To show up to a place, party event, or meeting with friends a few minutes late, and somewhat intoxicated. The perfect phrase to let people know that you are fashionable enough to show up a few minutes late, and will be happily drunk when you arrive.
Matt: Hey we are going to the Up, when are you coming down?

Will: Kurt and I are at Kane's house right now, and will be showing up fashionably drunk.

wow doing me a fascinate 

A meme where usually a dog is confronted by another animal that they've never seen before. They have a meme-y response.
Doggo: "omgosh who r u"
Turtle: "i shell boi"
Doggo: "wow doing me a fascinate"

fashionably late 

Depending on the type/style of the event fashionably late can also range from 5 minutes (to a dinner date or a small gathering) to 45 minutes-1 hour (21st parties please note that there are also varying categories of 21st parties and discretionary judgement must be exercised). This time frame, or 'cushion', allows enough other people to have already arrived so that it is not only the birthday person and their parents in attendance and also conveys the possibility that you have come from a previous engagement (please refer to above definition).
1 hour late to a dinner party is socially unnacceptable and can protray an undesired tone of self importance however an hour late to a keg party is assumed and will be recognised as being fashionably late (again discretion must be employed to ensure that the beer will not be finished prior to your arrival).
fashionably late by KateO December 12, 2007

fashionaholic 

(n.) State in which a person is undeniable, uncontrollably and incurably addicted to anything fashion related. The person may experience constant shopping, online shopping, window shopping or wishing they were shopping. Other symptoms include making their own clothes, drawing clothes, talking about clothes and touching and smelling clothes. Failure to achieve these while in the state of being a fashionaholic may end in constant and excessive crying, shouting, screaming and/or hyperventilation.
Fashionaholics are always fashionably put together, are rarely ever behind in the fashion "what nows" and practically worship top name designers.
fashionaholic by swimbird September 5, 2010

fascinate 

Children have always been fascinated with dinosaurs, especially the tyrannosaurus rex.
fascinate by Loverksa99 October 19, 2015

fashionably on time 

A phrase that people use when they want to be considered "fashionably late" but are actually on time for the event in question. People who say they are "fashionably on time" are usually either joking or have an inflated sense of self-importance.
Guest 1: I'm here; I guess I'm fashionably late.

Guest 2: Actually, you're not late. The party is starting right now.

Guest 1: Oh, well, in that case...I must be...fashionably on time!
fashionably on time by LiteraryDragon September 23, 2012