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head fart

by head fart October 17, 2008
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Head-Fart -- (noun, verb) Plural. head-farts

Otherwise known as to sneeze, a physiological response to an intruder in the nasal passage.
Noun: Dude, I just had a major sneeze.
You mean you had a major head-fart.

Verb: I think I just head-farted all over myself.
by Smoker in the Crest DC April 10, 2009
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head fart

Acting on an idea haphazardly and turns out to have awful consequences, to then relegate the idea as a head fart. It is a matter of leadership that head farts are not perused. Acting without care and throwing caution to the wind is "reckless." It describes behavior that is careless or heedless of consequences, often requiring unnecessary risks, disregarding potential dangers and taking on unacceptable losses. When people venture into these bad decisions that they realize afterward they should not have, they label the idea a head fart or brand someone else's idea as a head fart.
They have leadership by the tyrants for the tyrants, while we have leadership by head farts.

The head fart which is invading Ukraine, maybe so-and-so had a head fart.
by WhateverJack March 7, 2023
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Fatty Headache

a californian way of saying i have a big ass headache
after that snow plow clipped me i had a fatty headache
by B-Nobez February 10, 2007
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Fart With Headphones On

1. Fart With Headphones On is esteemed YouTube vlogger Michelle Vargas' solo project.

2. The concept of farting with one's headphones on is to brush aside trivial stress that may arise from various activities, such as farting in public while wearing headphones.
Pastor Mike had a hearty breakfast and decided to listen to Relient K while cleaning up after Sunday's service. And old lady approached him from behind as he let a quite un-Christian fart rip. The old woman was shocked. Pastor Mike turned around and thought to himself, "That's the chance you take when you fart with headphones on."
by SchalamiOnRye August 21, 2011
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farthead

synonomous with butthead,butthole,asswipe...etc.etc
he's being some dumb, what a farthead
by stephanie May 7, 2004
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farthead

farthead - noun; an extremely stupid and easily led individual, one who simply goes along with the crowd.
"Look at the farthead next door - he just bought a new SUV to keep up with the Joneses down the street."
by Reese Fowler December 14, 2004
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