Fartled

To get startled causing an instantaneous fart.

"That chick fartled me." I said.
"How'd she do that?" said someone else.
"She 'grabbed my nuts' hello."

by DLaws April 24, 2008

Fartled

Startled by a fart, so much so that you jump or start at the sound (not the smell)

Dude, I fartled my cat and she jumped 2 feet off the couch.

I was totally fartled that she would do that in a nice restaurant.

by mpenni1 November 13, 2011

fartling

A derogatory term for a small child.

At the welfare office, I saw a single mother followed by her 5 dirty fartlings.

by Mr.Savage July 2, 2005

fartle

verb; to startle oneself with flatulence, to wake up due to one's own undexpected fart, fart + startle = fartle

While napping, my dog, Fido, fartled himself and wondered where that sound and smell had come from.

by dannyboykc November 21, 2010

fartle

To be so suprised you fart

Startled by her enormous clatterage? I was so taken back I was fartled, and dropped on right there and then,

by Silentbob October 14, 2003

fartle

When an unexpected fart startles you or wakes you from sleep.

1. "I fartled myself awake on the train."

2. "My baby keeps fartling himself awake. I can't get him to sleep through his gas."

by J Blo August 19, 2010

Fartle

To fart so loudly and unexpectedly that you startle someone

After eating a big burrito for dinner, I fartled myself awake at 2 a.m.

by Dusty Lowquarters March 13, 2010