egyptian ant farm

When you allow ants to crawl down your urethra in search of pleasure

Guy 1: That bitch was so freaky last night
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She tried to give me an Egyptian ant farm

by pforan00 October 29, 2015

alien ant farm

a cool band

alien ant farm is cool, that's it

by Meike October 15, 2003

Puerto Rican Ant Farm

A pillowcase full of pubic hair to cause severe itching and irritation.

My roommate was being a total jerk, so I gave him a Puerto Rican Ant Farm to get back at him.

by FJCZ’n April 8, 2021

Red Ant Farm

another name for ginger pubes

Man that ginger must have a red ant farm bro.

by oceantheskater January 16, 2012

alien ant farm

Someone who has a horrendous case of genital warts.

His alien ant farm gives even the bravest of souls the shivers.

by crazy b February 9, 2005

Louisiana Ant Farm

The louisiana ant farm is when ants crawl up a human anus and commence the making of an ant farm, complete with tunnels. The effect is known to be therapeutic and similar to that of accupuncture.

I fell asleep in the woods and woke up with a Louisiana Ant Farm!

by nolawalking March 5, 2009

egyptian ant farm

Shoving ants down your urethra and letting them crawl around

Guy 1: I really want an Egyptian ant farm right
Guy 2: That's really fucked up

by Penissucker November 9, 2015