FartyMcShitPants

A name for a person that hasn't eaten anything other than Chipotle, Taco bell, or Del Taco for a week

After his students found out that Mr. Jefferson had eaten nothing but Del Taco for a whole week, they started calling him FartyMcShitPants

by FartyMcShitPants February 26, 2021

Shitley Fartyn

Bradley Martyn in shit form

Hey look at Shitley Fartyn benching 315!

by dickleydartyn April 4, 2021

Farty Poo

When you sit on the toilet because it feels like you have to take a massive dump, but all you do is fart for 10 seconds or more continuously.

I thought I was going to drop a soccer ball sized turd in the sears but all I did was let out a 14 second fog horn blast of Farty Poo.

by XF_Golden AKA ItsGotPoohOnIt December 16, 2008

Sir Farty Fartsalot

The biggest troll on IMDB. Sir Farty Fartsalot is his original account, but he has 10-20 other accounts named after flatulence. His schtick is usually creating "Is X better than Y" threads & just has "yes or no" in the body & later abandons the threads.

He's overall harmless but some tend to get all bent out of shape by his silliness.

A comparison thread from someone with a fart-themed username? It must be a Sir Farty Fartsalot sock account.

by FartSmeller September 2, 2014

Fariya

Fariya is a greekword for far-sighted and loud mouth. Usually tall and slim. A girl who calls her self a Biblophile just to read steamy watpadd stories and fanfics. She is a self-proclaimed writer and firmly beliefs that shes an intellect. Turned on by reading wild stories! Despite her cringy attention seekerish attitude she's very friendly,helpful and caring. Shes very famous but has a small friend circle. Typically found around girls bathroom gossiping about everyone. Her obsession with love stories made her believe that her prince charming will rescue her from this cruel world. Fariyas can do anything for their crushes to notice them, even if they get constant rejections. Be careful though if you trust her with a secret just know that her entire friend group knows it as well. Shes the best of friends and worst of enemies. Although she is over sensitive and come off as controlling, she is a sweet heart deep down inside somewhere!

Girl1: That steamy fanfic of Harry styles made me wet!
Girl2: OMG don't be such a Fariya!

by Lildonthepeeeeee April 1, 2022

Farty Poo

When one sits on the toilet with an exceedingly uncomfortable sensation in their bowels expecting to release a large amount of excrement, but instead only releases a trumpeting blast of gas lasting for ten or more seconds

I thought I was going to crap out a soccer ball but instead I disturbed the restuarant with a fog horn sounding farty poo that lasted for at least 15 seconds.

Upon exiting the restroom I was greated with uproarious applause.

by Golden AKA ItsGotPooOnIt December 17, 2008

Farfour

Farfour is an arabic term used to describe a person who leads a 'soft' life.

The farfour does not like sand, that is yucky, nor do they like yucky things. Such as: Poor people, old cars, anything that is not a blackberry, oil, dirt, non-designer clothing, chicken on the bone, unsliced vegtables, taxis, heat, cold.

The farfour has undergone great development, but, he/she is still in denial.

Waiter: So you would like the chicken?
Farfour: Yes, BUT, make sure that it has been soaked in chardonnay 12 times and that its owner drives a BMW, otherwise....ewwwy"

Oh my god, look at that farfoura, she brought her own plank of wood to the beach, she doesnt like sand ewwwwy"

by campusfyffe May 10, 2010