False Alarm

After flatulating with unusual warmth, this feeling of warmth impresses on the perpretator a sense of anguish, dismay, and shock, because the perpretator had thought he/she (most likely he) had produced a solid instead of a gas.

FART
(user checks pants)
Interesting...that fart was extraordinarily warm.

by neemx May 22, 2005

False Alarm

While sexing a woman doggy style, you spit on her back and tell her you came, and when she turns around you bust a nut in her face.

I pulled a false alarm on this bitch and she's blind to this day!

by K-Pop April 30, 2007

False Alarm Fart

When someone farts and believes that he or she may have to themselves,then goes to check and it turns out it was nothing but gas

"dude,i was talkin to this girl and i slid one out and though i crapped a little, but it was just a false alarm fart

by jobforadonnell June 1, 2010

False Alarm

Exact opposite of shart. When you get a feeling that you really need to take a shit but after being seated on the throne you only fluctuate.

"Man i thought I had to take a massive dump but it turned out to be a false alarm." or "Why are you acting like a huge false alarm?"

by Ratedout October 4, 2008

false alarm

when you think you impregnate your girlfriend even though you use two condoms

dude, it was just a false alarm, she finally got her period, it was subsequently delayed by the kidney infection....which i gave her

by Zion Saint, [e-mail] January 10, 2008

False Alarm

When your gaydar flares at the time of meeting someone, shortly followed by the time of meeting their (usually extremely attractive) opposite sex partner.

Danny: Hey Mark! I'm Danny, it's SO AMAZING TO MEET YOU! I have been told SO much about you! I can't believe I'm finally seeing you face-to-face. Oh my gosh, hold on right there, I'll be right back! There's someone you just HAVE to meet! *runs off squealing*

Mark: *to himself* This guy's such a flamer... I'd be embarrassed if I was that gay...

Danny: *returns, pulling on the hand of a beautiful young woman* Mark, I'd like you to meet my wife, Suzanne.

Suzanne: Why, hello, Mark. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Danny: *to himself* Well THAT was a false alarm...

by PunkRockHottie June 9, 2008

false alarm

When you want to fck so you text your booty call to ask where shes at. But you end up wanking it by the time they respond. Thus losing the desire to bang.

Dude: Fck, Im so horny after this lunch. Wonder were Girl is.

{SextMessenger}
Dude> Hey whats up?
*1 hour later..
Girl> Not much, just bored! What about you?
Dude> Nm, False alarm.

by sdletsdance October 26, 2012