Falafeled

"Fucked and left for dead".
This is when your partner has sex with you to exhaustion (yours) then slips away while you are passed out cold.

My GF falafeled me then headed out to the clubs alone.

by sf_alphamale June 22, 2008

falafelizing

The art of making a deep-fried ball of ground chickpeas often seasoned with onions and spices,originating in Southwest Asia

Don't confuse philosophizing with falafelizing

by JohnyTsunami January 3, 2008

falafel

that arabic taco that you loveee

yo man, wanna get a falafelllllllll
ya sure, i love dem arabic tacos!

by african_juju-plaronga_man December 5, 2016

Falafel

A Falafel is anything you want it to mean. You can substitute it for any word in a sentence.

Origin: North Philly.

(Guy 1 steals a pencil)
Guy 2: "Dude, don't be a falafel."

by The Randomness April 2, 2010

Falafel

A little bit of "shut the fuck up"
Wrapped in "get in the fuck out"

Annoying Person: Hey whats a falafel?

Response: It's a little bit of SHUT THE FUCK UP, wrapped in GET THE FUCK OUT.

by SoPM February 24, 2012

falafel

a vegan dish with veggies and soy products.

All of the food joints had meat so i went to that place with the falafel specials.

by LeaLea June 21, 2005

falafeled

When a guy wakes up to find that the girl he was having sex with left some time ago.

Origin is the acronym "FALFD" meaning "Fucked And Left For Dead."

Steve went drinking with some tattooed hottie and got falafeled.

That's the third guy Sheila's falafeled this week.

by reprobate June 17, 2008