Fairy Dusted

When you're trying to snort coke off of a hookers ass and she farts and blows it back into your face

Mike: Bro, I was hanging out with this babe last night and she fairy dusted me, bro

Trevor: shoulda punched 'er in 'er fuckin gazers bro

by wa ge October 24, 2019

fairy-dusting

An act of protest in the name of Gay Rights where a hater is showered with glitter. For best effect, rainbow colored glitter is used while loudly announcing “STOP THE HATE.”

Sam: Saw all these Con-serves posting comments about what a criminal Robert Erickson is for fairy-dusting Newt Gingrich and his wife.

Ella: The irony--sprinkling them with glitter on he same day the story broke about Newt Blingrich’s enormous bill at Tiffany's.

Sam: Oh, maybe that’s why Newt was smiling in the photo–he must have thought Erickson was a Tiffany Rep declaring him their millionth customer.

by thistlebottom June 12, 2011

Fairy Dust

A type of glitter that homosexual people throw for a quick escape when they are attack by straight people

That guy through fairy dust in my face. I am going to beat his face in

by Jesse Denning October 24, 2003

Fairy dust

A slang term for crystl meth

Baby have some fairy dust and think happy thoughts!

by Zero February 13, 2004

Fairy Dust

When you blow a hot load in your hand, you let it dry, you crush it into fine powder, then sprinkle it all over your women.

I blessed Amanda last night with my magical fairy dust.

by underdogg July 1, 2006

Fairy dust

The act of a female rubbing her genitals on someone's face while sleeping. The female equivalent of the tea-bag.

I awoke to Melissa fairy dusting me.

by Harrold Seaword July 6, 2011

Fairy Dust

1.Homosexual semen
2.What You Need To See To Find Tinkerbell
3.Magical White Stuff That Comes out of a Fairy's Wand
4.Cocain

Dave:What Did You Do Today??
Tom:I Was Cleaning Out The Showers At The Motel And I Found A Jelly Fish Of Fairy Dust In The Drain
Dave:Ewww

by Riley S December 25, 2007