All Irish physicists are fages.
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A word derived from Fage Greek Yogurt that describes an incredibly yogurt like person. Someone who doesn't dare to travel outside the pot but remain in a glutinous annoying state. They often study history because their bacteria live for generations in a sloppy half-hearted existence that culminates in complete pweenage (destruction) once their level of fagge-cyte has become unbearably high.

Warning- If someone encounters a Fage, it should be pweened upon discovery.
Look there is a little Fage in the corner. Lets pween him vehemently!
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Tj is my Fage.
by tas7793 November 12, 2010
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1. A much less derogatory derivation of the word 'faggot'.

2. For the Amusement of Gavin and Euan.
"Alright, you fage?"

"Aye, fage."
by Gavin Anderson March 22, 2005
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"Fage" is a slang for "Facebook page". Fage is much easier and faster to say than Facebook page.
"Hey Bob! Have you checked your Fage recently? I posted something really cool on there!"
by cheerguru February 5, 2010
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A person of toolish character. Someone who is undesirable. A goofball or laughable fool.
Oh man, the new kid in school is such a Fage! he is always trying to impress people!

Mage knight? more like FAGE KNIGHT!
by Kassidari February 5, 2010
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When you are forced to go to a venue in which you would normally rage and party (i.e. a club) due to social pressures and circumstances and you feel like absolute shit/exhausted but its awkward for you to sulk in the corner, so you "fake rage" or "fage" to fit in. Usually associated by acts of half-hearted fist pumping and demonstrating short periods of euphoria only when you see someone you know. Inside, you are counting down the minutes until it is socially acceptable to go home.
I felt like shit last night but obviously I had to go out on spring break in Mexico. I was just faging all night, counting down the hours until we can go back to the villa.
by villanaranja January 6, 2018
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