faglander

a derogatory term used to describe a person who is unfortunately good at attracting members of the same sex.

Brandon, that is the third phone number you've gotten in the last week from another guy. You're such a faglander.

by SMKFBM August 9, 2012

Fasbinder

A penis that is Hung like a horse. Someone who's penis is too big for girls to fuck.

Did you see that guy? He is like a horse, he once used his Fasbinder to kill a bitch!

by FunkMcMonk March 7, 2009

fassbender

(noun) To masturbate vigorously, while putting 3 fingers in your anus. More than 3 fingers do not constitute a fassbender.

This type of masturbation tries to explain the sexual conflict Michael Fassbender put himself into in the movie "Shame", as he engaged intercourse with both male and female partners.

1. "After that girl rejected me, I went home and had a fassbender, while I was crying and eating ice cream."

2. "Hey guys! Let's watch The Expendables and have multiple fassbenders!"

by Klourklour October 16, 2012

Fagendork

a person who is really odd and talks weird....

that guy is such a fagendork

by Mannica Manson January 21, 2009

Fackender

One to be in love with Chase. Chase is in a relationship so Fackender doesn't like himself.

You have just been Fackendered

by jimdoors413 August 14, 2009

Michael Fastbender

When work or school obligations stop you from completing the standard three day plus bender so instead the time frame condenses and the drinking intensifies.

“Weekend bender?”
“I got work Sunday but I’m still down for a Michael Fastbender.”

by El Grande EZ May 12, 2018

Morgan L. Fassbender

A superhuman creature known for its versatility in simultaneously narrating, swearing, and acting like an android.

Morgan L. Fassbender is so talented, he works with both Tarantino and Scorcese at the same time.

by kirupa February 15, 2014