Factophobe

A person that rejects verifiable facts when they conflict with his/her opinions, preconceived notions, or general world view. Also: factophobic - adj.

He won't ever change his view; he's such a factophobe that you can show him a notarized copy of his OWN birth certificate and he wouldn't believe it.

by thoof January 25, 2011

factophobia

An irrational aversion to certain basic facts when said facts interfere with ones ideology

Some examples of factophobia:

Birthers who refuse to acknowledge Obama's citizenship.

The Reagan Revisionist who refuses to admit the fact that Ronald Reagan tripled the national debt!

by Just_sayin' January 20, 2016

faceoholic

An individual who has no other point in life but to add information to people's wall, comment on everyone's images,presume that everyone cares about their specific point in life.

I didn't want to be rude and just axe the person from my frlend's list just because they're a faceoholic but they are testing my limits.

by Jamfetto December 20, 2008

Facoop

The act of using Facebook while going to the bathroom.

Thanks to my iPad, I can pee and facoop from the comfort of my bathroom.

Facooping is great, because I can poop and Facebook at the same time.

by DynamicDuoNyc July 13, 2011

Facky boohigger

When one of your friends or someone on youtube hurt themselves because its freaking hilarious they are then known as facky boohiggers

The entire cast of Jackass are all facky boohiggers

by Killnarnar February 8, 2015

facoop

To Facebook and poop at the same time.

I love to facoop, it allows me to do my two favorite things at the same time, Facebook and poop.

by DynamicDuoNYC3 July 5, 2011

Faclonic Irrigation

The act of clearing all the shit Facebook applications out of your profile.

It took me four hours to complete my Faclonic Irrigation, man was there alot of shit in my Facebook!

by DrLoveNuts August 3, 2009