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Faceballing

Also known as ballsmacking.
This is where a guy, or several guys whip out their floppy ballsacks and teabag someone, and smack them in the face with their balls.
Oh it was horrible, last night I passed out and woke up to my boyfriend and his mates smacking my face with their hairy balls!

Dude last night we totally went faceballing and did it to some idiot on the street, should have seen their face!
by Harry Ballsackinyourface July 17, 2011
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Faceballer

Faceballer: When a football fan, also a Facebook user, makes minute by minute posts or commentaries on Super Bowl Sunday. From commercials to touchdowns, users provide a play by play sound bite for other users. Some smack talk is to be expected when a faceballer is logged on to Facebook. A superfaceballer is one who does this on Super Bowl Sunday.
Jamie is a superfaceballer; she roots for Greenbay and puts down the Steelers.
by zmommybear February 24, 2011
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Faceball

Baseball , but only using face
Going to play some faceball this weekend
by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
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facewalling

The act of (usually inadvertently) walking into obstacles in a videogame due to inexperience with controls or distractions.
After a couple minutes of awkward facewalling, he finally made it out of the starter zone.
by Jonathan Zhan July 20, 2008
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facewalker

someone who eats shit hard and shows no effort to try and brace their fall with their hands and lands on their face there by executing the act of walking on their face, hence... a facewalker.
guy1: "yo man we were on the way back from the chow hall and chris facewalked so fuckin hard."

guy2: "yeah he always does shit like that... typical facewalker."
by sssssssssscottttttttttttt August 17, 2009
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faceball

A backyard game played with a rake, a nerf football, and a picnic bench.
Rules
1) Can only be played when a Weller is present.
2) If the ball is hit and caught by a fielder, all the runners on base are out, and the batter stays up.
3) After 5 strikes the batter is out.
4) After 5 balls the batter is walked.
5) If the ball is hit inbetween two fences less than a foot apart, a homerun is scored.
6) If the ball has been hit the fielders may throw the ball at the runner. If they hit the runner, the runner is out. Tie alway goes to the fielder if it is a good hit.
7) New rules can be made by Wellers.
Dude, I've had enough of this; I'm sick of raking the yard! Let's call up the Wellers and play some faceball!
by stevie September 13, 2003
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Facewallin

The act of not responding/replying to an MSN/Game message because the person is on facebook.

(WARNING) MAY BE DENIED, THIS IS ONLY IN SERIOUS CASES.
The Person1 wrote person2 a message and recieved no reply. Person1 then says in the next message no need to be facewallin me. u slacker.
by Attention Seeker October 15, 2010
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