Facestalking

Using the website facebook to stalk someone by repeatedly checking thier profile page to see their status, relationship status, pictures and who they have been speaking to. You know you have a serious problem with facestalking when you click on who they have been talking to, only to find that only their friends can view their profile. Obviously you cannot add them as this will become suspicious to the person you are stalking. This leaves you angry that you cannot complete your stalking mission.

Talking on facebook chat
Me: Yo
Dan: Yo, cant really chat, i only logged in quickly to see what becky is upto. She chattin to some guy called shaun but i cant see his profile. ffs this is pissing me off big time.
Me: Dude you need some help with your facestalking problem.

by <<Chris>> February 24, 2009

facestalking

Using facebook.com to stalk people. Not really stalk, stalk used loosely, as in, to look around at people and browse the site. 'stalking' is used because facebook.com has become increasingly reveiling about people, giving almost anyone the ability to stalk anyone else by just browsing the site.

Me: Hey Jane, whats up?
You: Nothin, just facestalking.

by ofarrell30 March 15, 2007

Facestalk

To "friend" someone on Facebook whom you haven't seen or talked to in years just to see what they look like, if they've gotten fat, have ugly kids, or otherwise see how their life sucks compared to yours. Also, you have no intention of ever writing on this person's wall or commenting on a status or picture, because you are just there to see what they look like/are doing now. Could also go the other way - they could totally rock and make you feel bad, in which case you will un-friend them.

You: Hey, I got an email from Kimmy from High School the other day.
Me: Really? You guys weren't even friends though, right?
You: Hmmm, I guess not.
Me: Dude, she is totally facestalking you.

by Danizilla January 16, 2010

fastalker

facebook stalker

me: omg this guy found out everything about me from facebook
friend: wow hes a fastalker

by picklessareyummmy October 21, 2008

Facestalk

To look at every picture in the FACEBOOK profile of someone you have a crush on.

"Dude,I spent like two hours facestalking Lisa last night."

by Deemolay January 5, 2010

FaceStalk

To browse Facebook users' profiles constantly without their knowing, especially when they are not your friends and you are judging them as you do it.

Katie: "Hey you wouldn't believe who added me on Facebook, Fre-."
Michelle: "Fred Thomas, I know, and he commented your pictures."
Katie: "Hey, how did you know?"
Michelle: "Oh, I was just FaceStalking last night."

by Matie Chulick July 3, 2009

facestalk

When one means to look at another's profile, but winds up spending hours going through the other person's like, pictures, friends, and statuses without realizing it

Greg: So the girl from the party last night friended me.
Ken: Awesome, so did you facestalk her?
Greg: Yeah, but totally by accident. Her pictures were all just so sexy that I couldn't stop.

by rairai97 February 27, 2011