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F.I.N.A.L.S.

An acronym for the phrase " Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit"

Often said after seeing your grade on a final cumulative test after a whole semester was "D" or below.
Dennis: "Dude? Why are you crying?"

Eric: "I just fucked up on my health finals."

Dennis: "Wow you suck ass man, senior year and you still haven't passed that easy freshman shit???"

Eric: "F.I.N.A.L.S."

Dennis: *sighs and shakes head* "Tard."
by Phreshiee December 23, 2009
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F.A.I.L

Many ppl don't realize that fail is an anagram for

F-ing
Awsome
Initial
Lose
Guy# 1-dude my teacher is really hot

Guy# 2-darn i gos stuck with some old lady

GUY # 1-F.A.I.L

*F.A.I.L can be interchanged with fail*
by Zygorff May 4, 2009
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M.I.L.F.A

M.I.L.F.A (adj)

Mom I'd like to fuck analy.

Is a play off of the popular M.I.L.F or Mom I'd like to fuck.
Boy 1: Did you see Jimmy Peterson's monm at the pool the yesterday?
Boy 2: Yeah I know her ass was so tight.
Boy 1: Yeah she is a total M.I.L.F
Boy 2: No dude, with an ass like that she is a M.I.L.F.A.
Boy 1: Totally, Mrs.Peterson is a M.I.L.F.A!
by xxColemanxx September 6, 2008
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S.A.L.A.F.I.

So there I was at the party, alone, S.A.L.A.F.I., while everyone was else was engaged in interesting conversations!
by Traipsing Balls November 21, 2023
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rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.
by Omnibender February 22, 2011
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f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus. The act of taking jesus along with you for a pleasurable ride.
by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019
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M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L

Mother I'd like to kiss and would consider fucking later.
No, Matthew. She's just a M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L
by milfknowers November 9, 2010
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