Eyeris

Seggsy.

Person 1:Eyeris lookin seggsy
Person 2: yes

by extrema penisa October 18, 2021

Fergus Patrick Eyers

A very 'tall' individual with an entrancing 'stature'. He has red hair, and a greatly exaggerated jawline.

'I would fuck Fergus Patrick Eyers in the asshole with my Master Blaster'

by 100% Factual and Sourced February 28, 2023

Eyers

a person who tries hard in EVERYTHING they do but never comes out on top. Who is only kept around to be made fun of. Drinks hawaiian punch while they tell stories of lumberjacks dancing and soddomizing goats, and as well as always trying to be so spab but never reaching his potential, or any potential of that matter. Usually has inner thoughts of elfs celebrating hannukah and launching nuclear attacks on the Amish.

Citizen: (watches an Eyers drop coffee standing still) WTF your such an eyers!

Eyers: I know, I know..

by RifleOfGod December 29, 2008

Eyerusalem

A nerd. Who loves to read. And is incredibly weird.

I am such an eyerusalem.

by Nhi November 19, 2007

Eyerassed

Harass someone with your eyes

I mean we are going to jail he eyerassed me when he was looking at my breasts.

by Mazzymae August 14, 2025

Fergus Eyers

Fergus is a very 'tall' individual, with a lot of 'stature'. He has red hair and a big nose. He has a greatly exaggerated jawline and is maybe gay.

'Man Fergus Eyers has such a big 'gift', I wish he'd give me a dirty cooper'

by 100% Factual and Sourced February 28, 2023