Someone who finds it their life's duty to be an all around asshole and douchebag. They are in an elite class of their own of the dbags in the world.
by C. period History September 05, 2008
An individual with no real value or use. Chewing with their mouth open and pick their nose (public or private) are common practices. One enjoys wearing jorts (jean shorts), a red helmet, and roller skates while cruising around Central Park. This mystical creature never cleans and is continuously flagellating. Additionally, an argument thats consist of the idiotic dismissal tactic seems to be unavoidable with this person. This childish booger chasing individual always attempt to be the loudest one in the room by screaming "oh yea" on a daily basis. Lastly, he is a misshapen in terms of the usual human body, as he bears a striking resemblance to a pear.
Jake PIP Extraordinaire is that guy that is always drunk, loud, gross, awkward and think he is cut even though he resembles Mr. Potato Head. In his defense he is an amazing botanist. We have never seen anyone keep flowers alive longer than him.
Nick Names: Mikey Manners, PIP, Frogger, Sloth, Booger, Kermit, M&M, Old Jake, Middle Aged Jake, Gay Jake, and DC
Nick Names: Mikey Manners, PIP, Frogger, Sloth, Booger, Kermit, M&M, Old Jake, Middle Aged Jake, Gay Jake, and DC
by Snake's Lounge June 02, 2009
a complete douchebag who is in an elite class of their own. They take being a douchebag to a new level of obnoxiousness.
by Hisstorie See period September 25, 2008
"Good morning everyone"
Georgina, a pot stirrer extraordinaire
"WHATS SO GOOD ABOUT IT. What you know about mornings, huh? Little rise and shinin bitch"
Georgina, a pot stirrer extraordinaire
"WHATS SO GOOD ABOUT IT. What you know about mornings, huh? Little rise and shinin bitch"
by @DEFAULT December 11, 2019
A description of a guy who is never wrong, full of shit, self absorbed,better than anyone who ever existed and just an overall ass hole. Aka Dan Telese
I know this douche nozzle extraordinaire, he is so annoying I'd rather get my balls stomped on by an elephant than be in the same room with him.
by Douche nozzle 1234 September 28, 2018