Expired Meat Stick

Refers to an old man who wants to get his dick wet

bitch suck on my Expired Meat Stick

by NCH Chris March 5, 2010

exiled

Banished, rejected, banned. To be exiled from somewhere means you have been kicked out by a person of a authority and are not allowed to return unless someone else with the same level of authority or higher says you can come back, see banned

He was permanently exiled from the forums for spamming.

by kyle.biddle November 12, 2010

Expired Douchebag

Noun: a douchabag that is so old and douchey that it isn't even fit to douche with.

KJ: " I unfriended Branham on Facebook. He said some shit that totally pissed me off!"

Angela: " Good! That old fugger is nothing but an expired douchebag, anyway."

by MadMorsel August 19, 2013

expiredgarlicbread

the best person in the world. A huge celebrity.

“ expiredgarlicbread is so great!”

by yourratcrush<3 June 7, 2021

expired__m1lk

Literally one of the sweetest, kindest, amazing, swagest ppl I’ve ever met 🤩 he deserves sm more then they have low key deserves the world if you ask me 🙄 honestly we shouldn’t even be allowed to breath their air.

Who should be the ruler of the world and why?

Deez nutz jk it should be expired__m1lk

Why?
Bc he’s cool.

by YouMomIsHotWhatHerNumber July 9, 2021

expired water

Vodka in a water bottle.

"This water tastes alittle expired"

"I love expired water"

by Brent Hochstatter September 30, 2006

Expired MILF

A once hot "mother I'd like to fuck" who is now left to fight against the ravages of time.

From behind that 45 year old women appeared to have some shelf life, but when I saw her face, I realized she was an expired MILF.

by Merkin Donor2 February 8, 2008