Eulogy in Blood

A legendary metal band out of louisville ky known for their ability to melt souls onstage..

God damnit Eulogy in Blood drank all our bourbon and shit in my grandma's davenport.

by Acd 97 May 10, 2021

puff eulogy

when u smoke some weed in a home boys memory.

we had a puff eulogy for lil 43 loc, he was a rider my nigga.

by robert malekesmaili November 27, 2005

Eulogy Falls

A sexual act that involves having tea with a midget dressed up like Ronald McDonald, finding a Burmese python in Wisconsin and defeating the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Guy 1:Have you ever done a eulogy falls?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, it took me 3 weeks.

by marlasinger February 2, 2007

Yonkers Eulogy

Having sex with the corpse during an open-casket funeral.

Origin: Yonkers, NY

My grandmother died last week, and at the funeral, my asshole friends tried to pull a Yonkers Eulogy on her! Those dicks!

by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010

fuck-eulogy

a remembrance of someone whose life cannot be described without the overall theme of "fuck you."

Coined by comedian John Oliver, best known for "The Daily Show" and "Community" on Episode 152 of The Bugle "Audio Newspaper for a Visual World" podcast.

May be good for remembering trends/memes that really sucked.

"This is not a tribute to Bin Laden, as much as a "fuck-eulogy" to the big man." - John Oliver, The Bugle 152

He was such a nasty man in his lifetime, I think all the speeches at his funeral will be "fuck-eulogies."

I can't wait to hear the "fuck-eulogy" for when (insert politician's name) dies...

by waterfloor June 8, 2011

American Eulogy

A song by Green Day on the album 21st Century Breakdown. This is the best song ever and if you tell me otherwise, Bill Gates will be found in your walls

Sing us a song of the century, songs like American Eulogy.

by worldfamousdish June 4, 2024

Urethral Eulogy

Typically done as a torture method, the victim inserts pencil lead into their urethra and is forced to right a eulogy using their penis as the pencil.

Person 1- “Did the kill the child milestone once he made it to prison”
Person 2- “No, typically at this prison the inmate force them to make a Urethral Eulogy to the family”

by Antwan Guzzels June 10, 2024