Etarded
Etarded: those whose cognitive ability has been (significantly) damaged by long-term interaction with electronic media
Credit: Eddie Eigenvalue
Credit: Eddie Eigenvalue
Etarded by Alabaster_C October 24, 2025
E tarded
(Adv.) A state of mental confusion and severe short-term memory loss that follows in the wake of an ecstasy bender. One who is E tarded often exhibits the characteristics of being stoned. There is some debate as to whether e-tardedness is caused by ecstasy itself or by the effects of being awake, undernourished, and dehydrated for 24+ hours.
Sam: Hey Ann, you wanna call a cab?
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?
E tarded by Luciano Del Purgatorio June 21, 2006
E-Tarded
E-Tarded by Mellissa What? January 11, 2007
e-tarded
The is the side effects the day after taking exctacy. Much like a hang over. You can't fully function. You may drop or forget thing you normally wouldn't.
Person 1: Eh did you go to Molly's party last night?
Person 2: Yea. I thizzed so hard! Man I was rollin balls. I'm "e-tarded" today.
Person 2: Yea. I thizzed so hard! Man I was rollin balls. I'm "e-tarded" today.
e-tarded by VelvNigga. November 17, 2009
E-tarded
The mental state of the next day after the use of MDMA (ecstasy). Often the feeling of depression, depleted, headache, mental confusion, loss of short term memory, fatigued.
E-tarded by Mixmasterbrad July 18, 2009
e-tarded
e-tarded, (Internet slang), adj.
1. The act of believing falsehoods read on the Internet as the truth, even when presented incontrovertible scientific facts to counter said beliefs. Typically used by progressives and liberals to describe those of conservative and/or conservative christian ideologies on issues of science and politics.
Origins unknown but now being more widely used. Most likely a modern Internet chat variant of etard.
1. The act of believing falsehoods read on the Internet as the truth, even when presented incontrovertible scientific facts to counter said beliefs. Typically used by progressives and liberals to describe those of conservative and/or conservative christian ideologies on issues of science and politics.
Origins unknown but now being more widely used. Most likely a modern Internet chat variant of etard.
That guy is so e-tarded, he thinks global climate change is a liberal conspiracy to take his SUV away.