The effects of ecstacy after you come down. This ranges from feeling icky after a night of use or the gaping minds of individuals who abuse it regularly.
by Mia Pia March 30, 2007

a noun used to describe someone who has lost most mental functions, becomes obnoxiously touchy and has problems contolling their body movements due to use of ecstacy
by AG July 10, 2004

noun (rhymes with Retard).
Someone who has compromised their cognitive function by using too much "E" or ecstasy (MDMA). Common expressions of being an ETARD are diminished short term and long term memory, merciless bouts of depression, crying jags that last longer than a day, finding enjoyment in watching a blank TV screen; at it's worst, thinking Britney Spears isn't really that bad.
Someone who has compromised their cognitive function by using too much "E" or ecstasy (MDMA). Common expressions of being an ETARD are diminished short term and long term memory, merciless bouts of depression, crying jags that last longer than a day, finding enjoyment in watching a blank TV screen; at it's worst, thinking Britney Spears isn't really that bad.
You do NOT want to go out with Bob, he raved so hard in his teens he's an ETARD now.
Crap, dude, stay away from that bitch, she's an etard.
We rolled so hard we wound up etards.
Crap, dude, stay away from that bitch, she's an etard.
We rolled so hard we wound up etards.
by Steve A Holt December 11, 2006

by BigOops911 November 29, 2018

by Mix-Master July 17, 2006

by hyperexcel June 17, 2003

Basically the same thing as retard but with a e! Used within a body of groups to disguise retard by dropping the r and saying it with the rest to keep it on the low.
The school didn’t want people to say retard so students started etard as a substitute to be more lowkey.
by Tardwrangler_5000 July 13, 2018
