essays

plural of ese. purnounced:; essays

you see a home boy you say whats up ese.
you see a lots of home boyz you say whats up essays

by blake killer January 8, 2009

essaysex

term used to describe a piece of writing, usually in the form of an essay, that produces an almost euphoric feeling in its readers that is comparable to the pleasure derived from sexual intercourse

Parshva: So how is your Project Law essay?
George: Bro, it's essaysex. I almost jizzed my pants writing it.

by aeneous July 20, 2008

esayas

i would bang

you would esayas that tree?

by jesusishigh April 22, 2019

essays

Y the fuk do we get essays!!????? There crap n' borin n' long.......
n' sumtimes even afta spendin AGES on the damn thingz u say dey aint even gud enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wotz the point of essays??????

by Jade XxX November 2, 2003

Essays

“It’s easier to ‘rewrite them’ than it is to grade them” ~ Dr. Jordan Baphomet Peterson

Hym “And rewrite them he did. But nobody reads his work. Especially his students. How much of yourself will you find if you read it? Only time will tell. Did you save a copy of all your essays? I’m sure he did. You won’t care. You won’t even know the difference. And he’s proven that that IS something he’s willing to dohoohoohahahahahahahahahahaha!! Aha! Aha!.”

by Hym Iam October 24, 2022

essaysex

n. pleasure induced by extraordinary prose that is equatable to the pleasure derived from sexual intercourse

see pimpmyessay

NOTE: essaysex™ is a trademarked term.

by aeneous July 28, 2008

Essays

A thing that is really pointless (in my opinion) and makes writing not fun.

Wow, I really hate essays because they are pointless and are not fun to do.

by HaVinG A gOoD TimE March 19, 2019