Depresso Espresso

Coffee that is drunk while feeling despresso

I failed my math test. Time for that depresso espresso

by Webforce May 26, 2018

depresso espresso

bro, its a neato espresso for people to want to be depressed.
don't question their sanity.

𝕥 𝕙 𝕖 𝕪 𝕔 𝕣 𝕒 𝕧 𝕖 𝕤 𝕒 𝕕 𝕟 𝕖 𝕤 𝕤

bro, i really wanna be actually depressed and not fake it.
time to get a depresso espresso, to become sad-

by Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmn March 7, 2020

depresso espresso

An amazing person who loves coffee when she is depressed. She is a wonderful lesbian who hides her feelings with a man named Nick.

"I am depresso espresso!"

by bournen June 5, 2019

FUCKING NOAH DEPRESSO ESPRESSO

Doddam he stupid and a dumbass, bitch stap it and get help

"GOD FUCKING NOAH DEPRESSO ESPRESSO"

by Youlordjebuscrise December 3, 2019

Depresso espresso

When you dont wanna be happy drink this

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This is a joke and dont jump please for legal issues

Person1: dude sometimes i dont wanna be happy

Person2: then i got something for you.
Depresso espresso
When you dont wanna be happy
Person1:wow this stuff is depressing
Person2:that explains the name ;)

by AssGripper2003 June 23, 2022

Depresso Espresso

A certain type of emo who wears all black like most emos.

Have you heard that Kengo is a Depresso Espresso?

by CheesenCrackers:) January 31, 2022

Depresso Espresso

Noun
The physical form of depression when you drink your espresso.

Adjective
The way to describe a depressed person who drinks espresso everyday.

Noun
Ahh it seems as Fabian Jablonski has taken the Depresso Espresso

Adjective
Depresso Espresso Nick Lin sat there in a bad mood.

by getbullied69 July 12, 2020