Australian adolescents/young adults who think that they are top shit, always buying expensive shoes and clothes with their centrelink payouts. They are always buying drugs and stealing from people to support buying drugs when their pay runs out. The last few days of the week before check day are hard for an eshay because they have already spent all their centrelink on shoes and drugs.
never engages with normal society and always hang out in groups with other eshays.
9/10 eshays smoke durries (cigarettes)
10/10 eshay smokers will smoke bumpers (discarded cigarettes on the ground in public places) if they run out of durries or weed.
never engages with normal society and always hang out in groups with other eshays.
9/10 eshays smoke durries (cigarettes)
10/10 eshay smokers will smoke bumpers (discarded cigarettes on the ground in public places) if they run out of durries or weed.
mate 1: oi brah here comes Jayson...
mate 2: fucking eshay, don't talk to him, he'll probably want to sell you drugs
mate 2: fucking eshay, don't talk to him, he'll probably want to sell you drugs
by DefineThisNigga September 2, 2017
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The Extended Essay was said to have been the cause of the large drop out rate in the International Baccalaureate program, as students described the process of writing this essay on ANY TOPIC POSSIBLE as hell, death, insaity, suicidal, painful and suffering.
However, the Extended Essay is also looked upon to expand the learning of the students in seek of a challenge. The students that view the Extended Essay as a challege are a very small minority of the students enrolled in IB. To the large consensous of the IB population, the Extended Essay has no bearing on ones future, but demonstrates a large amount of stress compared to a sentencing on death row.
The Extended Essay was said to have been the cause of the large drop out rate in the International Baccalaureate program, as students described the process of writing this essay on ANY TOPIC POSSIBLE as hell, death, insaity, suicidal, painful and suffering.
However, the Extended Essay is also looked upon to expand the learning of the students in seek of a challenge. The students that view the Extended Essay as a challege are a very small minority of the students enrolled in IB. To the large consensous of the IB population, the Extended Essay has no bearing on ones future, but demonstrates a large amount of stress compared to a sentencing on death row.
Tommy: Man I can't believe I signed up for International Baccalaureate, they put us through hell with this Extended Essay requirement
Patric: I know, I haven't slept in 13 days because of this assignment. The only thing keeping me going is the 5 redbulls I drnk every time I wink
Tommy: You got to do whatever you can to get into those Ivey League Schools
Patric: Hopefully the Extended Essay will allow me to achieve my three bonus points, and allowing me to score a 45 in my IB mark. That way I can go to Yale and find an interesting women, and hopefully marry rich!
Tommy: That's why we're in it brother...
Patric: I know, I haven't slept in 13 days because of this assignment. The only thing keeping me going is the 5 redbulls I drnk every time I wink
Tommy: You got to do whatever you can to get into those Ivey League Schools
Patric: Hopefully the Extended Essay will allow me to achieve my three bonus points, and allowing me to score a 45 in my IB mark. That way I can go to Yale and find an interesting women, and hopefully marry rich!
Tommy: That's why we're in it brother...
by Patric Hong January 12, 2009
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Below is the basic structure of a TOK essay:
"This is my opinion. This is why it's believable. OH WAIT this is why it could be wrong, so there are two opinions now. K, so now that that's done- OH WAIT here's another opinion for no real reason other then word count! Now I'm going to question the question, to seem smart. WHAT IS TRUTH? And add a quote in here, Friend says "What is not true???" And now I have to conclude that I'm wishywashy in my arguments, and in and ending statement: FUCK.T.O.K."
"This is my opinion. This is why it's believable. OH WAIT this is why it could be wrong, so there are two opinions now. K, so now that that's done- OH WAIT here's another opinion for no real reason other then word count! Now I'm going to question the question, to seem smart. WHAT IS TRUTH? And add a quote in here, Friend says "What is not true???" And now I have to conclude that I'm wishywashy in my arguments, and in and ending statement: FUCK.T.O.K."
by Sarah theConfused October 14, 2009
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by Perfect example November 9, 2018
Get the Esma mug.The Eshay is a breed of street rat, mostly found to be in the teenage years. It is common to see these creatures wear sports wear brands with big logos. These baby mammals hunt in large packs to secure their safety. On their own they powerless cowards but once in a pack they start to bark at innocent people, especially the mentally ill. If your trying to spot one of these fascinating creatures I would suggest going to a local shopping centre as this is where they commonly hunt and breed/play/smoke cigs/yell at randoms/run in front of cars ect. *Important Note* If they are wearing a Gucci or LV hat instead of just some lower priced brand (Nike or Adidas) I would stand clear as they may be a high ranking esh lad.
Person 1* - Do you know Daniel?
Person 2* - Oh yeah, are you talking about the eshay daniel?
Person 1* - Yeah that's the guy. Him and his esh lads robbed my grandma on the weekend.
Person 2* - Oh yeah, are you talking about the eshay daniel?
Person 1* - Yeah that's the guy. Him and his esh lads robbed my grandma on the weekend.
by Professor Howard June 2, 2020
Get the Eshay mug.An 'Eshay' is another term for an Australian lad, the equivalent of a British chav. 'Eshays' are almost always from a poor background, have little or no secondary education and rely on centrelink payments or theft to support their habits of illicit drug use, graffiti and purchasing "fresh gear".
Eshays are generally feared by the public and are notorious for bashing innocent people for their valuables, staring people down and hanging in packs.
Most eshays cannot fight at all however target their victims in large groups. Almost all smoke weed on a regular basis and often get on various other drugs (such as MDMA, amphetamines, LSD) at raves. They enjoy attending hardstyle concerts and are reputable for engaging in their 'gabber dance'.
They are easily identifiable from what they wear:
-striped polo shirts
-any nautica, polo RL, tommy hilfiger gear
-trackpants
- sports shorts
-Nike TNs Shox or airmax's
Eshays are generally feared by the public and are notorious for bashing innocent people for their valuables, staring people down and hanging in packs.
Most eshays cannot fight at all however target their victims in large groups. Almost all smoke weed on a regular basis and often get on various other drugs (such as MDMA, amphetamines, LSD) at raves. They enjoy attending hardstyle concerts and are reputable for engaging in their 'gabber dance'.
They are easily identifiable from what they wear:
-striped polo shirts
-any nautica, polo RL, tommy hilfiger gear
-trackpants
- sports shorts
-Nike TNs Shox or airmax's
Eshay 1: Oii Braa, wanna get on sum mad pingas tonight?
Eshay 2: Yeah lad, we gotta get ourselves some ashcay first, how bout we staunch that faggot over there aye bra?
*faggot puts both eshays on their arse*
Eshay 2: Yeah lad, we gotta get ourselves some ashcay first, how bout we staunch that faggot over there aye bra?
*faggot puts both eshays on their arse*
by Eshaysbra July 23, 2011
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